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Revolutionist. They Know By Now.

Washington, DC NE
Joined April 2009
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This shit too funny 🤣🤣🤣
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"Genuinely? I can keep it?!" 🥹 The first fan to grab this signed Tyrese Haliburton jersey got to keep it, and his reaction was priceless 💙
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Kobe was actually a psychopath lmfao. You’re missed Beans ✌🏾
Sasha Vujacic says he and Kobe Bryant spoke English on defense, then switched to Italian on offense so Tony Allen couldn’t understand them Sasha: That’s why when we played them, like he was the one actually, when Kobe and I would speak on the basketball court, he would come and listen, and we started speaking Italian. They’re like, ‘What? What is he talking about?’” Tony Allen: “I knew it. I knew it. I like, bro, they just said something in English on the defensive end. They get on the offensive end, they speaking a whole another language.” Z-Bo: “You knew it, huh?” Tony Allen: “I promise you I knew it. Yeah, cuz I’ll be overplaying, and then y’all saying something to make when you go back door or something.” Sasha: “That’s why you were laughing.” Tony Allen: “I knew it. I appreciate you for clarifying that.”
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TOB Porchfest 2026 🔥🔥🔥
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Shenseea is so Gorgeous
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OG said ian with all that weird shit 😂😂😂
The Sixers fan that got his cup of wine drank by LeBron mid-game says he threw away the cup “He’s just another man like me.” (via @krisrhim1)
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There will be a jersey retirement for Russell Westbrook on Feb 7.
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Thunder to retire Russell Westbrook's jersey on February 7 vs Knicks.
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Wowwwwwww
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Legend In My City 😮‍💨🎈♎️
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Legend In My City 😮‍💨🎈♎️
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Damn maybe we are pussy
Protests in France have turned completely violent over the cost of living 🤯
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I’ll sign the NDA right now
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Nigga was on a crack and got a btch before me.
Delonte West, who is 11 months sober, has announced that he is officially married! ❤️
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If you didn’t cash an anytime TD bet in this game, idk what to tell you 😭
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We ain’t getting mad at nun over here, shit coming in I can’t complain 😮‍💨
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FanDuel is a book dumbass
Americans are more likely to have placed a bet in the past year than to have read a book (via @NPR)
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Avengers after saving the world 😂
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