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Father, Chef, Open mic comic, retired musician. Puro Tejano.

Houston, TX
Joined November 2022
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Nothing in my life has ever mesmerized me like this.
new mcdonald mascot after the midterms
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If someone posts anything positive about Brock Lesnar on my TL they get blocked
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I very rarely listen to rap but today that's been my vibe
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Replying to @AIPAC
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Like physically?
got a date Saturday. how long until i put my foot in my mouth? place ur bets
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I'm still gonna drink but not until I've done all my nightly things I have to do. That way I'm not dragging myself into bed at 5am
If you want to feel different tomorrow, do something different tonight. Telling myself that so I can go inside and start winding down instead of drinking beer in my car for 2 hours
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America First
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If you want to feel different tomorrow, do something different tonight. Telling myself that so I can go inside and start winding down instead of drinking beer in my car for 2 hours
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It's crazy that Pochos in Texas elected an actual Hispanic Catholic woman, but paisas in Mexico elected an atheist foreigner. 🤠 Pocho Texas > Paisa Mexico
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Our choices The Bolshevik Jewish left Or The Zionist Jewish right
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FAFO Greg Abbott “As long as I’m governor of this great state, Texas will be a land for the Indian community. We will continue to celebrate Diwali in the great state of Texas.”
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Honestly so fun to see people stoked about the blue wave as if democrats are not just the other cheek of the same ass. None of these people give a fuck about us.
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Hey @GregAbbott_TX All the Muslims YOU imported, just voted against you. And now Texas is blue because you are WEAK.
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I voted for every libertarian on the ticket. I know that makes some libertarians mad.
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Leaving for Skankfest in a week or so. Very exciting.
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Welp, it’s official. They California’d our Texas. FML.
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Texans when they start paying state tax
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