I'm still gonna drink but not until I've done all my nightly things I have to do. That way I'm not dragging myself into bed at 5am
If you want to feel different tomorrow, do something different tonight.
Telling myself that so I can go inside and start winding down instead of drinking beer in my car for 2 hours
Duke HORNIman retweeted
It's crazy that Pochos in Texas elected an actual Hispanic Catholic woman, but paisas in Mexico elected an atheist foreigner.
🤠 Pocho Texas > Paisa Mexico
Duke HORNIman retweeted
FAFO Greg Abbott
“As long as I’m governor of this great state, Texas will be a land for the Indian community. We will continue to celebrate Diwali in the great state of Texas.”
Duke HORNIman retweeted
Honestly so fun to see people stoked about the blue wave as if democrats are not just the other cheek of the same ass.
None of these people give a fuck about us.
Duke HORNIman retweeted
Hey @GregAbbott_TX
All the Muslims YOU imported, just voted against you.
And now Texas is blue because you are WEAK.
Duke HORNIman retweeted
I voted for every libertarian on the ticket. I know that makes some libertarians mad.


















