“Give a man a fish; feed him for a day. don’t give a man a fish; feed yourself. He’s a grown man, and fishing’s not that hard.” -Ron Swanson
Indianapolis, IN
Joined March 2011
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Ian Stricklin retweeted
I’m counting UFOs,
they shoot at them with jet fighters,
and in this moment I am shitting…shitting.
I’mmmmmm shitting my pants. 🎶
Ian Stricklin retweeted
The Yankees and Alabama both lose in walk-off fashion.
Tough day for Lakers fans. – at Indianapolis, IN
Ian Stricklin retweeted
Someone pointed out to me that in episode 100 of My Little Pony (“Slice of Life”) there are three background ponies that look like The Dude, Walter & Donnie. Later in the episode only The Dude & Walter reappear, but Walter is now holding a red coffee can.
Ian Stricklin retweeted
Aaron Judge's 62 home runs is a remarkable achievement.
Barry Bonds' 73 home runs is the record.
There is nothing else to discuss.
Ian Stricklin retweeted
The dude who cried about beer on TV has made a BIG decision about your life, ladies!
Ian Stricklin retweeted
We also have a song of all curse words that would sound great if done this way-
Who cares if aliens exist when you have 20,000 @Avalanche fans singing your song? @tomdelonge
Ian Stricklin retweeted
I may still drive a Toyota Corolla but with today’s gas prices I can at least feel like I drive an SUV
Ian Stricklin retweeted
everybody born between 1985 and 1995 saw the Super Bowl halftime show lineup and was like “sweet, instead of doing a show for old people like the Rolling Stones or Paul McCartney or The Who they did one for us young people”
and then 10 seconds later it hit us
Ian Stricklin retweeted
First Neil Young now Barry Manilow? Soon old people won’t have anything to listen to on an app they didn’t know existed.
Ian Stricklin retweeted
make it happen, #PacersTwitter.
RT TO SEND LANCE TO THE ALL-STAR GAME😈
16 PTS
14 AST (career-high)
6 REB
4 STL
@StephensonLance | #NBAAllStar
