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The Bronx
Joined May 2011
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hate when i go to work and actually have to work 🫩
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I started Cyberpunk 2077 not too long ago and man im both angry and happy that I waited this long to play the game. Its so good.
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being loved right makes you feel like you’re being held by the sun
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Some of y’all did not read encyclopedias for fun when you were a child, and it shows
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If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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baby tu no sales de mi mente
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assassination is really a crazy word it has you write out ASS and then makes you write it again like a sick little freak
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Entire life!!!!!!!!! Nervous system & all
A good partner will literally change your entire life.
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I knew I loved my man when every time I hear a drake song I think about him 😭
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me and my girl we got more fuckin chemistry than MIT
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How I want to treat my sweet boy when the world feels heavy to him
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my best friend and my boyfriend >
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I’ll be marrying the man who wants me relaxed & whimsical for the rest of my life.
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I b feelin so guilty when ppl dnt kno I’m a mom cus I LOVE being a mom..it’s just tht I handle my business & dnt make it my entire personality
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doomscrolling on twitter feels much more productive than doomscrolling on instagram like i’m just reading
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I never told anyone this At the 2 chainz concert for homecoming he yelled “ where my sexy ladies at” Me lit standing right near the stage not knowing what’s going on puts my hand up He then says “sit yo gay ass down” I went home and didn’t play his music for weeks
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mamdani funny as fuck
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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one thing ima do is commit because why tf did i install a lace front wig for one halloween outing 😭
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That Post Halloweekend shower felt like a baptism
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