biz value consultant @sprinklr

Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2009
Manifesting tickets to see Oasis in Dublin❣️❣️❣️
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what a long week of doing nothing
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Rearranged my living room and my whole life fell into place
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I miss twitter being twitter
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Is Bill Hader kinda hot?
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My favorite category of jokes is antidepressants
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Chelsea Barrie retweeted
Sometimes I just want to live in a small cottage wit my kids in the middle of nowhere . Where nobody can find me or talk to me.
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It’s a law that all men at a BBQ this weekend have to stand by the grill just like this
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One last Kendall Roy water moment to end all Kendall Roy water moments #Succession
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succession finale is like avengers endgame for people with untreated mental illnesses
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“Hey, Tone, you sure these waters are safe? There could be orcas out here for all we know. I ain’t afraid or nuthin, but have ya been watching the news lately? Them whales are mobbed up and we’re on there turf, we gotta be careful!”
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Chelsea Barrie retweeted
“The Summer Man” (Season 4, Episode 8)
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Chelsea Barrie retweeted
has Elon… ever used Twitter?
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Chelsea Barrie retweeted
someone get back to me on how many people change their dating app bios to include the phrase “anarcho capitalist parmeseana”
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