@Chelseeea92

reality tv & Calvin Harris 🫶 always caffeinated, regularly pink, usually sparkly ✨ Mark🌻💍 • she/her •

 Littlehampton, England
Joined March 2009
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THIS DID NOT JUST HAPPEN OMFG #LoveIsland
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erin chack@ErinChackOct 22
My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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jas🪽@adriasmonicaOct 21
JULIA STILES DECIDATING HER DANCE HEATH LEDGER AND THE 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT U CAST IS THERE IM STILL CRYING #dwts
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mine is January 16th it's actually no joke 😭
joel golby@joelgolbyOct 16
chilling text I just had to send
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thank you to @SpotifyUK for the @CalvinHarris music quiz, hoping & praying this means I'll get priority tickets when he announces his UK tour, right? Right?! 👀🙏
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Sorry kids for having you so late mommy was busy going out to dinner all the time…mommy was obsessed with having small plates with her friends
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louder please
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I'm one of the squares in the S 🥹💙
Chelsea FC Women
@ChelseaFCWSep 27
Goodnight Blues. 💙 #CFCW
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The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.
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۟@ieropupSep 11
te agradezco tanto qué sería de mi sin my chemical romance y crepúsculo
Pop Base
@PopBaseSep 11
Today is 9/11.
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໊@ilswythSep 6
tip: if you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. this will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow
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Big Brother — Sept 13th Strictly — Sept 19th Bake Off — Sept 22nd Celebrity Traitors — Sept 23rd
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Hiya there's loads of us waiting outside Fratton station for the bus to Chichester but no indication of where to go, any help please? @SW_Help
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Hiya there's loads of us waiting outside Fratton station for the bus to Chichester but no indication of where to go, any help please? @SouthernRailUK
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mia !
@ucanthandlemiaxAug 25
dolly parton maxxing by being the nicest person you’ll ever meet with the biggest juiciest rack
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dannica@dannarebbAug 25
a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️
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just nearly passed out, in the pub & the government emergency alert goes off wtf, make that gin a double
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trish@ultraglossAug 10
2026 and i still laugh at Go Piss Girl
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I'm sorry but Lorenzo was the main source of entertainment this entire series, sure he made some questionable choices but he carried this series, him & Julia are deserved winners 🙂‍↕️ #loveisland
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omg this is niche but I've finally just realised who Tommy reminds me of.. it's Aurelius/Water Boy from Plebs 😭 #loveisland
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