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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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I actually think my opinion on this topic if fairly unpopular, because I absolutely do believe you at the minimum owe an affair baby acknowledgment IF you stayed married to their adulterous father.
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Selling two Alkaline tickets for OVO Wembley 2027. Seated (section N3). £90 each. RT
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I think it’s annoying that reataurants dont help put with this either. Kids menu is always chicken nuggets, burgers, pizza etc lmao.
Your kid isn't a picky eater. Your kid is a marketed eater.
Jamie Oliver nails it here. In Tuscany, 4-year-olds tear apart charcoal-grilled pigeon on polenta with artichokes. In America and England, grown men won't touch a vegetable.
Nobody is born genetically wired for beige food. Familiarity is manufactured.
The part that should make every parent angry: he says his campaign proved London's bus-stop ads targeted kids on the school run. Sweets and junk food while they waited. Cars and holidays within 10 minutes of them boarding.
That's not advertising. That's hunting.
The good news: if taste can be trained toward nuggets, it can be trained back.
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I really hope feminists know that no one is born inherently anything, and that we’re never solving the patriarchy by hating little boys
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I think people underestimate how tired you can be from just having too much on your mind! Not even physically tired! Just tired of remembering things, handling things, thinking ahead, fixing stuff, making decisions, being needed, tryna stay afloat etc.
That's just a lot for real.
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They’re “false friends”!
Being accused of being a “beg” (noun, BBE) or “begging it” (verb, BBE) derives from “beg fren” (verb + noun, Jamaican) which has absolutely nothing to do with “abeg” (interjection, Nigerian).
What they have in common is their root: “[to] beg” (verb, Eng)
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nigeriatwt abeg, i'm not claiming 'abeg' is uk slang, i'm talking about ' a beg' someone whose begging it.
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I dunno which is more of a threat at the moment tbh, Artificial Intelligence or Natural Stupidity?
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The contentification of everything. I feel like a boomer for disliking it so much.
Schools are creating content with people's young children. I don't like it at all at all
J’ai vu quelqu’un qui expliquait que notre génération développait des traumas numériques. Des gens ont des traumatismes liés à des histoires qu’ils n’ont jamais vécu mais qu’ils ont lu sur Internet et vivent dans une hypervigilance comme si ça allait forcément leur arriver. Ce tweet en est un parfait exemple mdr































