I know say hunger dey ground, but I would never patronise them again.
Me: i want 3 sharwama
Seller: Which one do you want sir?
Me: beef.
Seller: Okay.. Chief me i’ll eat o, should i make for myself?
Me: No problem, just hurry up.
Seller: Ahh thank you sir.
Me: Please add 3 milkshakes to it.
Seller: Okay sir, should i add for myself too?
Me:
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You should be made to lick the amniotic fluid off your newborn baby like other mammals for this egregious post.
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A cherished part of talkSPORT for so many years, Danny brought extraordinary wit, warmth and knowledge to our airwaves. His passion for football, music and life was infectious, and his kindness touched everyone around him.
“I love football, Stan. I love it.”
We loved you, Danny. We’ll miss you dearly.
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Take his medical license off him
DR Congo sentences 66 soldiers to death for being 'cowards' bbc.in/48JM8mg
You don't realise the observation skills of babies until they shock you one day, which is why you have to hide whatever you don't want them to see. Never assume they won't remember lmao.
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Truth is, if Nigeria were to divide today, the Yorubas 'll never allow Tinubu to be their president.
GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY
Good day, Mr President.
I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office.
I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target.
Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world.
Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government.
The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens.
A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
This makes me so sad. These people don't rate you at all. When you watch the campaign trails of other countries, they put forward s compelling argument, solid points. These ones do not even inspire their hungry supporters.
He (Peter Obi) is in one party they call NDC who is running for president. He ran away from erosion in Anambra State. He couldn't confront erosion. I, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, confronted the Atlantic Ocean. I tamed it for you.
- President Tinubu
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I don't know what I liked, or what I clicked on, but I'm NOT liking the look of my For You page on X right now. I can't open this app in public until this BS is fixed.
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how it's done. You mess with people's finances, they vote you out. Your own supporters vote with the opposition to get you and your men out of office. Polling conducted weeks and months to elections are consistent and show that you will lose.
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I'm up at 2am, monitoring the US midterms with bated breath, meanwhile I'm neither American nor do I live in America.
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