tweets and treats from a Jess // married to @dirdwolf like an idiot // creator of Handsome Animal Cartoons // pfp by β€œME.. ME!!!” // 32

Joined January 2017
OH WORD! // would you look at that?! I'm open for badges again! link to the g-form below~! 🐰✨
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Lmfao @dirdwolf
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This is my vent art
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say your prayers weezer @E1kss @BitzelFox @dirdwolf
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β€œBo and the Burnhams” lookin ahh band
God this is so much better than the recorded version
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Being an artist in Meccha Chameleom means your friends learn to check the paintings first cause they β€œknow your game” I’ve been starting to be found first no matter how proud of my spot I am XD
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lmfaooooo OMG
Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next
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I'm in my critter -> creature -> kaiju arc. #TFTuesday 🎨 bersickr.bsky.social
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any dj worth a damn should start playing this in the club im so fucking serious
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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reposting my nathan fielder drawings and if you dont like it then you can pee in your pants then suck the pee out of the fabric
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Didn’t enjoy your day out at Cedar Point? Thrill issue.
Parents mess up the inheritance? Will issue.
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Any furry born after 2002 can’t cook, all they know is Canes, cheat on they partner, goon, be unemployed, make sex joke, drink soju, and lie
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Gift for Phoebe Bridgers show tonight in Philadelphia, PA at Xfinity Mobile Arena! by seaofdoom on IG
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ossessionata dai video in cui le persone disegnano il concerto di phoebe bridgers perchΓ© non si possono fare foto e video
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Moon
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I love being a puppy so much i had to make a song about it πŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸΆβ€οΈ
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Whoever did this to my friend is a fucking LARP and needs to fuck off forever tbh.
I still remember at Summer FANG when someone made fun of my dancing and I still have not danced at a function or tried to learn since then and it sucks
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No like for real in a community full of outcasts and animals we gotta embrace being dumb n weird and not fucking put each other down for having a good time and just letting go for a moment like for real your β€œdidn’t go outside as a kid” is showing and it’s not a good look tbh.
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The perfect lock screen doesn’t exi-… wait.
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please make YCHs with more than just dicks for the love of god we don’t all have dicks and I want hot YCHs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now THIS is the best side effect of a no-phones show frfr πŸ‘πŸ»
Beautiful artwork of Phoebe Bridgers show at Barclay’s last night 🩡 by tinytalkingmice on IG
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