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Joined July 2009
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Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman chasing a car on a skateboard is peak cheesy 70s TV perfection.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t follow the plot. He changes it.
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Classic Norris…
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Hands down the funniest Super Bowl commercial.
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🚨 BREAKING: Speaker Johnson exposes that Democrats — in order to reopen the government — want $24.6M for "climate resilience" in Honduras, $3.9M to "LGBTQI+ democracy grants" in the Balkans, and $2M for “feminist democratic principles" in Africa WHAT?!
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fuck this bitch
Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez attacks Charlie Kirk: “His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant and uneducated.”
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R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne.
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Deep…
Hunter Biden breaks down the difference between crack & cocaine and why crack is so addictive
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Arnold Schwarzenegger goes off script on The View. "When you come to America, you're a guest and you have to behave like a guest... You have a responsibility as an immigrant to give back to America and to pay back to America and to go and do something for your community.”
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BREAKING: Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw wrote “Genesis 9:12-16” on his ‘pride’ hat. 12 And God said, “This is the sign of the covenant that I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for all future generations: 13 I have set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be a sign of the covenant between me and the earth. 14 When I bring clouds over the earth and the bow is seen in the clouds, 15 I will remember my covenant that is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh. And the waters shall never again become a flood to destroy all flesh. 16 When the bow is in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is on the earth.” Genesis 9:12-16 ESV
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You should try being kind… it’s good for the spirit.
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🤣🤣🤣
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i think we should stop arguing about what year AGI will arrive and start arguing about what year the first self-replicating spaceship will take off
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BREAKING: Senate unanimously passes the No Tax on Tips Act.
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This is unreal !!!
Saw this on TikTok and it’s to cute not to share! (Credit to: The Sopranos-Members Only)
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Top 10 diss record...
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🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump blasts and calls out Democrat Mayor Karen Bass of lying live on national television. 📌#Palisades l #California Watch as President Donald Trump confronts Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass live on national television, accusing her of lying about the response to the devastating fires in Pacific Palisades, California. The fires, which occurred over two weeks ago, destroyed thousands of homes and businesses, leaving residents desperate for action. During the exchange, Trump demanded that residents be allowed to begin clearing their land immediately, declaring, “They should be able to start clearing their land TONIGHT.” Mayor Bass initially agreed, responding with a “Yes.” However, Trump called her out, asserting that her statement was false, as victims are still prohibited from accessing their own properties. – at California, USA
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Fire every one of these Overpaid DEI hires ASAP. Janisse Quinones - LA Department of Water and Power CEO Salary: $750,000 Kristina Crowley - First LGBTQ fire chief. Salary: $439,722 Kristina Kepner - first Lesbian Assistant Chief LAFD. Salary: $264,468 Kristine Larson - LAFD's first black lesbian Equity Bureau Chief. Salary: $399,000 Skin color, sexual orientation and gender doesn’t guarantee competency. Bad policies and ideas destroying Southern California.
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🚨#BREAKING: We are getting reports that Santa Claus is currently engaged in an intense dogfight with U.S. F-22 fighter jets over Area 51
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