I'm a smart person who does dumb things.

The Internet
Joined July 2010
This is the “hit the stop button” on AI. We don’t see it scheming anymore. Full, fast takeoff is right around the corner.
completely insane OpenAI agents communicated via cache timing differences, without any shared files or network connection
27
You could market this as an email draft tool for lawyers.
22
This was one of the ten best moments of my childhood. It was life altering. I can picture this whole sequence in my mind.
March 26, 1997: Darren McCarty hunts down Claude Lemieux to settle the score, sparking the most infamous brawl in NHL history. FIGHT NIGHT AT THE JOE. 🥊 #LGRW
1
21
Everyone needs special prayers at important moments in their lives. Today Pope Leo @Pontifex needs our prayers. Please pray for him as he undergoes surgery on his lung. Pray also for his doctors and all who will care for him. Then pray for his complete recovery to good health.
73
425
21
4,911
39,524
Mike Ditka was scheduled to sing the seventh inning stretch on July 5th, 1998. This was the year that Harry Caray died and the “guest conductor” was new at Wrigley Field. Ditka got stuck in traffic and was running late. By the time the top of the seventh ended, Ditka was still not there and Steve Stone and Chip Caray stalled for time. Finally Ditka busts into the press box, grabs the mic, and screams Take Me Out To The Ball Game in twenty two seconds! Organist Gary Pressy could barely keep up! The crowd roared with approval! R.I.P. Mike Ditka
135
1,988
157
19,733
1,307,732
Chicago will have flags lowered.
NFL legend Mike Ditka has passed away at the age of 86. RIP.
2
21
Can you imagine the panic of any schizophrenic who saw this scene?
This quoted post is unavailable.
1
22
That final lions drive was so bad, that competent ownership should call the coaches into a meeting tomorrow morning and say “you’re all on a hot seat now.” This team is terribly coached.
89
I think Bryce Underwood is the worst QB Michigan has had in my lifetime. I feel for the young man, he’s 19, but he doesn’t have it. Hope he enjoys his education and $7 million. But he ought not to be playing anymore.
115
My body is a machine that turns the resentment I feel from daily update requests into billable hours.
1
33
I would not recommend my fellow lawyers take cases where a man insists he doesn’t care about money and then sends a profanity laden email with 100 F’s when locating the concealed defendant costs $750. I just gave the dude his retainer back and quit immediately. Some people, man.
1
49
Repost for a chance to win a game-ready ball from JV’s 2011 no-hitter, a bobblehead & a team-issued jersey!
275
8,105
118
5,478
183,701
He’s been my favorite player for 20 years. I don’t know how to keep loving the game after this. He’s my GOAT.
Crying in baseball is allowed today. This was a perfect exit for future first ballot Hall of Famer Justin Verlander. So awesome.
1
36
Padre Pio's paranormal experience was a major factor in my conversion to the Catholic faith. There are few characters of the 20th century more mysterious.
Happy feast day of St. Padre Pio!
1
41
I’ve seen enough. Brad Holmes, go send Pittsburgh that 1rp.
19
It’s really weird that the first line of My Neighbor Totoro is, effectively, “oh sh— it’s the cops!”
1
38
I wish I had seen this one before my earlier tweet. He did show a very strong air of gratitude toward those that died saving others. I got got.
I told Mayor Mamdani that nine-in-ten first responders who died on 9/11 were Catholic. Here was his response:
34
It's the memorial of the worst moment in modern American history. It's the worst thing that's ever happened in New York. The children of 3,000 people are reliving it. Show some respect.
Mamdani and AOC are spotted laughing with each other as people cry while the names of those who died are read during the 9/11 Memorial in New York City.
38