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it's all in your head.

Broken World
Joined July 2018
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Fried Rice retweeted
Granit Xhaka: “If someone is not ready for this game, stay at home. It doesn’t matter [about] the age, you can be 30, 35, 10, 18 - if you’re not ready for that or nervous, stay on the bench or stay at home. Don’t come here. We need people to have balls.”
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Fried Rice retweeted
The Arsenal are in the building 🏟 Let's do this! 💪 #TOTARS
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No words needed.. 😍😍
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Fried Rice retweeted
Everyone at the club is deeply saddened to hear of the passing of our former coach and scout, Steve Burtenshaw Our thoughts are with his family and friends at this time ❤️

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Word of the day is 'roundaboutation' (19th century): bloviating or evasive talk that focuses on everything but the subject in hand.
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Happy birthday, @AndyTCarroll! 🥳 There's no better time to enjoy this worldie yet again!
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Don’t forget lee Jordan and Angelina Johnson more examples of racially motivated names
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Replying to @Arsenal
I really don't get how big clubs with massive squads get their matches postponed 😕
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'This gym has no barriers for deaf people' 🤍 Amy's dad Scott found going to the gym a struggle because he is deaf. But now his daughter is teaching him fitness through sign language ⤵️
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Still thinking about Mateo Kovačić's volley ☄️ (via @ChelseaFC)
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T.Y. Hilton in the right place at the right time 😬 (via @NFL)
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For all those asking, this is the size of my ‘massive f*cking garden’ at my London home where I will be for the duration of this crisis. I can only apologise for the ostentatious, luxurious enormity of it. 🙏
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Feels like being grounded during the summer holidays 😔😔
If you're a traffic warden putting tickets on emergency health workers' cars as they fight to save people from #Coronavirus... get a f*cking life, you imbeciles.
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Fried Rice retweeted
That's a wrap! We tried to get to as many as we could. Thanks for sending in these messages of positivity. Be safe, and wash your hands. #RootedInOakland
In a time of uncertainty, everyone could use a bit of a pick-me-up. For the next hour, send us your favorite uplifting quotes and we'll turn it into a wallpaper that you can set as your lock screen. #RootedInOakland
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Fried Rice retweeted
In a time of uncertainty, everyone could use a bit of a pick-me-up. For the next hour, send us your favorite uplifting quotes and we'll turn it into a wallpaper that you can set as your lock screen. #RootedInOakland
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