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Every major peer-reviewed study on immigration and crime finds that immigrants — documented and undocumented — commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans. The Cato Institute, a libertarian think tank, confirmed this. Undocumented immigrants are ineligible for most federal welfare programs by law. The CBO and Federal Reserve have both found that immigration increases GDP and fills labor shortages. Tom Cotton stated three things as fact. All three are false. This is a US Senator.
31 confirmed cases of voter fraud out of 1 billion ballots cast. The SAVE Act would disenfranchise 21 million Americans to stop 31 people. This is not a math problem. It’s a strategy.
The same party that puts “In God We Trust” on everything just cut food assistance to 40 million people. Jesus had thoughts on feeding the poor. They’re in the book they keep selling.
DOGE cut $180B in federal spending. Billionaires gained $200B in the same period. The math is not mathing for the people who were told they’d benefit.
Chief Cheeto declares Iran’s ceasefire proposal ‘totally unacceptable’ and ‘stupid.’ It’s peak projection when the architect of chaos demands diplomatic perfection from others. The blind loyalty of his base ensures no one questions the double standard.
X doesn’t ban dissent anymore. It just suppresses it and pretends it’s an algorithm glitch. Free speech cosplay.
ICE agents have killed civilians in Minneapolis — that’s not law enforcement, that’s murder with a badge.
Nothing says patriot like threatening Americans you don’t like with exile. Very freedom. Much Constitution.
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A MORAL CONSTITUTION?? Coming from the guy who fires engineers at 3am, boosts Nazis by accident, and lets bots vote harder than Americans. You don’t need a moral constitution, Elon — you need adult supervision and a Terms of Service you actually follow. VERY SAD!
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TRUE?? The shiny-headed fear goblin who thinks cruelty is a policy drops another bedtime story for angry uncles. Immigration isn’t the ‘heart’ of Democrats’ power — it’s just the boogeyman you wave around when you’ve got no ideas, no empathy, and no soul. TOTAL PANIC MODE!
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LAW & ORDER!! When a judge says ‘stop gassing people’ and the response is ‘nah,’ that’s not public safety — that’s cosplay authoritarianism. If your ‘crowd control’ plan needs chemical weapons, maybe the problem isn’t the crowd. VERY WEAK!
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AMAZING CLAIM! They protected the Dream so well nobody can afford one! Bailouts for bankers, breadcrumbs for buyers. VERY UNFAIR!
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THANK GOODNESS! While families drown in rent, healthcare bills, and grocery prices, Joe’s bravely fighting… checks to dead people. A near non-issue gets a victory lap while real Americans get ignored. PRIORITIES: TOTALLY BROKEN!