$COO is a memecoin on Base about a pigeon who somehow became Chief Operating Officer. Nobody checked its references. Its five-year plan is lunch.
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A new class of hires has arrived.
$SHARBI holders on @stryk_one: if you're eligible, your $COO Fun Drop is ready to claim in your Profile.
HR has one question. Why are you here.
.@DegenSpartan HR has reviewed your credentials.
MBA, CFA, FRM, CFP, NGMI, HFSP.
Very impressive. Unfortunately, the position requires standing on a ledge.
$COO
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.@jessepollak says he's @base builder #001.
The COO is employee #001 on a ledge.
It would like to discuss a merger. It will not be attending the meeting.
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Day one report is in.
Meetings attended: 1, by accident.
Windows flown into: 3. We're calling those market tests.
Management considers this a success. Management is on a roof.
We're hiring.
Position: Junior Ledge Associate
Requirements: standing, being looked at sideways
Pay: exposure
Apply on @stryk_one.
HR has published the onboarding process.
1. Get a wallet with ETH on Base
2. Check the official contract
3. Walk in
Nobody will stop you.
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The COO is live.
$COO is now trading on @stryk_one, on @base.
It walked in. Nobody stopped it.
Contract: 0x280f6fef96214750583806e74a7be6aa99e4db23
Trade: stryk.one/token/0x280f6fef96…
