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Dried clothes aren’t heavy, but I assure you, 1 big python is. Not to talk of 2.
You are a terrible liar and God will punish you as he’s already punishing Man Utd.
I slept in the same room with two big python unknowingly.
During my NYSC days, I served in Ogidi, Idemili. If you know Ogidi very well, especially around Iyi-Enu Hospital, you'll understand the tradition. They don't kill pythons in that community. If you mistakenly kill one, you're expected to give it a proper burial, just like a human being.
My landlady had already briefed me about their culture, so I was always careful. But I never imagined I'd experience it firsthand.
One particular day, I washed my clothes, spread them on the fence and went to church. I returned at night and went straight to pack my clothes. Without checking them properly, I gathered everything and dumped them on my bed.
Unknown to me, TWO BIG PYTHONS were hiding among the clothes!
I slept on the other side of the bed. Each time I rolled over and moved closer to the clothes, I felt something cold against my body. I assumed it was just some damp clothes that needed more sunlight.
The funny thing? I slept comfortably all through the night!
It wasn't until the following morning, when I started sorting out my clothes, that I discovered what I had been sharing my bed with.
TWO HUGE PYTHONS!
I screamed so loudly that I eventually fainted. My landlord had to come and remove them.
Imagine sleeping peacefully beside two pythons all night and waking up to discover your roommates! 😭
Till today, I still wonder what would have happened if I had rolled over to the other side of that bed.
My second encounter was in my kitchen 😱
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Frame1: Size 8/10 but small chest person
Price is 12,000
Frame 2: Size 8 price: 12,000
Frame 3: Size 8 Price: 12,000
Frame 4: Size 10 Price 12,000
Dried clothes aren’t heavy, but I assure you, 1 big python is. Not to talk of 2.
You are a terrible liar and God will punish you as he’s already punishing Man Utd.
I slept in the same room with two big python unknowingly.
During my NYSC days, I served in Ogidi, Idemili. If you know Ogidi very well, especially around Iyi-Enu Hospital, you'll understand the tradition. They don't kill pythons in that community. If you mistakenly kill one, you're expected to give it a proper burial, just like a human being.
My landlady had already briefed me about their culture, so I was always careful. But I never imagined I'd experience it firsthand.
One particular day, I washed my clothes, spread them on the fence and went to church. I returned at night and went straight to pack my clothes. Without checking them properly, I gathered everything and dumped them on my bed.
Unknown to me, TWO BIG PYTHONS were hiding among the clothes!
I slept on the other side of the bed. Each time I rolled over and moved closer to the clothes, I felt something cold against my body. I assumed it was just some damp clothes that needed more sunlight.
The funny thing? I slept comfortably all through the night!
It wasn't until the following morning, when I started sorting out my clothes, that I discovered what I had been sharing my bed with.
TWO HUGE PYTHONS!
I screamed so loudly that I eventually fainted. My landlord had to come and remove them.
Imagine sleeping peacefully beside two pythons all night and waking up to discover your roommates! 😭
Till today, I still wonder what would have happened if I had rolled over to the other side of that bed.
My second encounter was in my kitchen 😱
Even if na “Hello” or “Good afternoon” i drop for your dm.
Nothing will ever make me drag or insult you on the TL
Sad Papichulo. 🥲🍑 retweeted
Bro I just interviewed Meagan Good and Jonathan Major. Even if I have no achievement this year, this one will go down in my history books!
Please help me find Osato Sharon. My first ever girlfriend in 2011. I met her on 2go and I fell in love with her.
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Hypeman ita go post himself and Lagos ballers con sprinkle am with heavy danger0us Lagos bumbums…. He just drop this one like this 😭🙆🏼♂️
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The guy doesn’t have chill. The lady is responding well and the conversation is moving in the right direction. Just be a little more patient, get to know her more and the contact will come naturally.
You never even meet all those financially and intellectually poor babes 🤣
I try to respect myself a lot on this app!!!
I really try to respect myself a lot.
I don’t ever wanna be conversations i didn’t sign up for. ❤️






































