I don't know what I'm doing. Nice. i VTube or something i guess on twitch at https://teapawt.net/t.co/gDYirb3bGp [email protected] for business or whatever i guess
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hi im chillpill and here's a neat introduction about me c;
I'm a hockey goalie who broke his ankle playing soccer and then played badminton on crutches.
My first stream was me swimming in 30 liters of Dr Pepper.
I almost choked to death live on stream.
I love diy emo music c;
So my sister is going through a divorce bc he's an abusive alcoholic shithead and he tried to make her put in the divorce paperwork that she would be required to have sex with him once a week lmaooooooo
God, what a joke.
Just found out one of the guys ive been playing hockey with multiple times a week for a couple years now is actually in a polka band and has been nominated for a Grammy for their polka music???
My mom got really into reading fanfics lately bc of heated rivalry and just asked me what an omega is...
returning from randomly going fully offline for over a month bc i have discovered new chillpill lore that is just too interesting to not share it
Found out today that my neighbor used to be a serial bank robber. Robbed like 3 banks in Ohio a few years back.
Max had a great day in #lodestar today!!!
He got a job at the taxi union!!
did some really cool tricks at the skate park!!
learned to shoot a gun!!
Drove 10 people in 1 taxi car!!
And then tried learning how to fly!!!
the last one didn't go so well....
twitch.tv/chillpillvt/clip/T…
My uncle wants to have a super low-key wedding so he asked my mom to officiate it for him.
Next thing I know, we're at a hockey game and my mom's telling someone we just met "I'll be marrying my brother on sunday"
- tornado watch
- storm gets really bad and hail and stuff
- has to get off PC bc storm
- goes to front door to watch the storm
- bunch of emergency vehicles outside
- neighbors house is on fire
- first thought is "wow this is like GTA RP"
lowkey forgot to post that I'm in lodestarRP now but hi i'm lodestar rp and we're starting day 4 as Max Talbot!! Come on by~
LIVE NOW
Johnny Hicks is an absolute legend. what an unreal performance to steal the championship for DU
GAA 1.186
SV% .957
(assuming my math is right?)
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think that gets him the NCAA all time record for GAA and Save Percentage in a season, yeah?
Came home today from the ice rink to find a chicken in the middle of my road and was told that a meth lab blew up a few streets down from my house while i was gone.
This is so normal.
not even mad my team lost in the frozen four cause Johnny Hicks' performance in net was just too impressive to feel anything but respect
I SPOKE TOO SOON
THEY NEVER LEFT
IT WAS ALL A RUSE
SMOKE AND MIRRORS
THEY'RE STILL ON MY DESK AND MOVING FAST
I LOST SIGHT OF THEM
may god help us all
CRISIS AVERTED
i enlisted the help of 3 brave feline soldiers to rescue me.
The Arachnid Menace has been chased off.
I'm not sure where they went, but I do know they aren't in my desk space, and if there's one thing I know;
It's that if I can't see it, it isn't real.
THEY'RE BACK!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE SPIDER HAS RETURNED TO MY DESK SPACE
He's just sitting there between me and the monitor.... staring at me menacingly....
Spider War 2 is upon us.
Pray for me, my friends.