Chima

literally take away their happiness, triple it, and give it right back🥲🫰🏻 (yall mind if i drop my phan edit and run? thanks)

spooky ever other day maybe?

i’m so sick of chronic illness. can’t keep literally anything down and it’s just getting worse. like i waited until 30 minutes after waking up to drink water and then an hour to eat. slowly ate a banana and 3 pumpkin seeds. yeah my stomach did not like that. i’m tired bro.

i literally cannot stand the gifs my coworkers send in the work gc. it’s so millennial and dry i hate them🫪 like sorry if im just a hater but it gives nothing and now im already mad at 8am.

if i ever get marrried it’s gonna be a destination wedding and you all are invited. let’s hope the wedding planner doesn’t question the tables labeled “oomfs”

i just rewatched panic at the disco live in denver (for the like 100th time btw) and took as many screenshot stills of ryan ross’s makeup because im going to attempt it for work on friday… this is gonna be so hard bro, i don’t know how to draw a crow😭

one day i hope my ex and i can become friends just so i have someone to talk to about the people we went to highschool with because i have LORE only they would understand

i am a good liar and im quick on my feet because i was addicted to a certain drug for 4 years (over a year sober btw!) and i love when that skill still comes in handy but not for reasons to be ashamed about. i really do love lying

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. IM. GOING. TO. SHIT. MY. PANTS.

oh so spooky week ISNT happening 💔

doctor adding another med to my med list so now i’m up to 13 daily prescribed medications after i had gone down from 16 to 12😪 it’s okay because it’s just a trial and im not too sure it’ll work so i may not need it. chronic illness fuck you genuinely.

the girl who hardlaunched her asking the police arresting her what if dnp post reminded me that when i got out of the psyc ward and got my phone back the first thing i did was check twitter, i ignored the insane amount of messages i had because i needed dan and phil updates😭

i feel like for convenience they might just do shane and ilya because it would be easy to pull together. which would be hot and slay obviously, but i do wonder if they have other plans🖐🏼🤚🏼

just wanted to let everyone know that evie serenaded me by reciting the entirety of gabbie hanna’s “poem song” at 8am…. wOaH (not even gonna tag her, shes gonna have to find this in her indirects)

dan and phil saying it was risky staying together for 3 days the first time they met… evie flew all the way to america and stayed with me for 2 weeks in fucking montana out of all places the first time we met, lesbians do it best i guess lol 🤷🏻‍♀️ @theonIyphan

phil asking people to choose a gem on his pants for a reading and all of them being bad is genuinely so endearing i’d be insanely obsessed with him too. dan howell you don’t even know how lucky you are

why is phil fisting dans mouth on the phatreon🫩

this episode was so cute like they’re so giddy i love them so bad

lowkey might be getting kicked out of where i live. and im chronically ill so i can’t work full time and quite literally have no where else to go. #perfect