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Strummer, Rhymer, All-round Good-Timer

Scunthorpe
Joined September 2010
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My songs are now available on the streaming service of your choice. The link has all the options. Let me know what you think ditto.fm/help-the-people
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How the world works in a nutshell: giant corporations profit from an illegal war whilst the governments who wage them tell the rest of us to tighten our belts.
🚨 BREAKING: British oil and gas giant BP has more than doubled profits due to the Iran war - from $1.38bn to $3.2bn
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Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-multimed…
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Does anyone else do that thing where your last bite of a meal has to be a really good, tasty one? And then once you’ve had it, someone will insist “here, have this last bit of broccoli” and it’ll ruin all your hard work and planning.
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The great dividers want you to think the problems in society are caused by migrants and refugees. They’re wrong. The problems in society are caused by an unjust economic system that protects the interests of the super-rich.
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The lady at the charity shop today told me that she wishes people would clear out their children's old toys in the lead up to Christmas rather than after because she always sees a number of parents in the days before Christmas looking for toys for their little ones who might be strapped for cash. She said there's very rarely anything in just before, but that they get inundated with toys in the days after. And it really made me think about it in a way I never would have before. If you know your child is going to get lots of presents from Father Christmas this year, by clearing out your cupboards a few days early, you could make another child's Christmas a lot more special too. Saw this & thought I'd repost.
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A 10 bob swerver
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GB News addresses operation ‘raise the colours’ 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Don’t take me to your leader…
If aliens visit Earth, what’s the first thing they’d say?
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The world's wealthiest 10% are responsible for two thirds of observed global warming since 1990.
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Like the spoilt kid at someone elses birthday party who wants a present too. What a scumsucker. They said a player had to go without if that's true...
Here is Trump pocketing a FIFA championship medal (meant for the players) teapawt.net/NotBlackCa_t/status/19…
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Friday 👺
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Do it. If they can pull this sci-fi shit off it might just save the planet.
China's Manhattan Project of energy: China preparing to build a 1 km wide solar array in space, along the 36,000 km geostationary orbit "The energy collected in 1 year would be equivalent to the total amount of oil that can be extracted from the Earth" cnbctv18.com/world/china-pla…
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz339tw
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BBC News right now.
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"The Banker" has done him 😁
Noel Edmonds has commissioned a sculpture to symbolise his legal battle against Lloyds bank.
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