Actually drank in LA at Twenty Six.

Joined January 2019
Chinese Alan retweeted
Was just saying we need to hear more from Gary Neville
𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗗𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗱 𝗢𝗿𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻 Watch the full episode with Gary Neville on The Athletic FC YouTube channel on Saturday 26 September 📺 @David_Ornstein | @GNev2
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Chinese Alan retweeted
Mate went to West Ham last night and left his work knife in his pocket by mistake, security so worried about pulling the difficult plastic top off his bottle of water they didn’t even notice the knife. Just about sums up modern football priorities.
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Chinese Alan retweeted
Replying to @jr0db0urn
Yeah I’m kinda looking for the soft spot between saving the high street and not deporting people based on the color of their skin
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Listening to Alan Shearer giggle in the background as Ochoa cries on screen is the most patriotic I’ve felt in years
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Chinese Alan retweeted
Replying to @thecasualultra
What a wanker
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Replying to @FreeAgentsFC
No wonder he's in the fackin' reserves!
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Chinese Alan retweeted
Replying to @LibertyLydia
So since you only have to serve 2 years to get a pension he managed to join the forces, pass SBS selection, serve two tours with the Special BOAT Service in a country with no coastline and get booted out all within 18 months? Fuck off you daft cunt! 🤣
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Max Dowman has GCSE triple science tomorrow and he's won more premier leagues than Steven Gerrard.
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Chinese Alan retweeted
Ryan Stirk when it comes to bottling promotion at the death
Let’s see how you like your son being abused by key board bottling wankers
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Chinese Alan retweeted
Replying to @edjones94
Colchester and Walsall lining up for another year of nothing in League 2.
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Chinese Alan retweeted
A Barrow podcast asked us to send them a voice note previewing the game on Saturday but there was a typo in the number they gave us, so we’d just like to apologise to the random woman who’s just received an angry two minute rant about Walsall’s season on WhatsApp.
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The Cannes arc might’ve been Entourage at its absolute peak.
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Chinese Alan retweeted
Love how Browne strikes an invisible ball simultaneously with Pattison aswell 🤩 what a goal!
0.01xg btw… Alexander Antony Pattison🤯
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Chinese Alan retweeted
Replying to @Thatsthebad
She also went out with the lost prophet nonce
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Chinese Alan retweeted
Replying to @WFCOfficial
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Manc Poem By Election Edition
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The funk soul brother
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Chinese Alan retweeted
Replying to @Lord_Sugar
You've lost the plot you old crank.
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