i'm a fucking joke
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Almost flew away, popped by a street lamp and then stabbed by the police. I'm so sorry Barney 😔
RIP
28 years ago today, Barney the Dinosaur exploded on live TV.
#MacysThanksgivingParade #Macys
One of the reasons why it is so hard for me to move on from my past trauma. I'd rather help someone else than to deal with my problems. I'd rather face their worst before having to deal with mine again. I've started caring for myself and it is one of the hardest thing I've done.
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I've had my apartment for almost 4 years now. My apartment had rats, cockroaches and now I was awoken at 6AM by my neighbor bc of a water leak. Water is pissing from 2 ends and I never wondered wtf is going on more than rn.
Good morning, I guess 😂
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"Women don't care as much about money than men do"
"Schools are the last place where the government should look into to save money"
Yet, here he is spending 7M for 2 games of hockey, instead of placing it towards the education of his population and towards a healthier HC System.
My vision of a perfect/future life is becoming clearer and clearer and I cannot wait to start realizing this beautiful little dream of mine. I finally feel like I have a purpose and there's something waiting for me at the end of this confusing tunnel 😊
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How can you be acting like that when your name is Herschel. Beafing with someone and still mad that someone made fun of you for being unfaithful. You should be beafing with yourself buddy
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How he just dragged him back in the house and his buddy was trying to open the door again 😭😂
Violation de domicile à Mont-Royal. Deux voleurs se sont introduits dans une résidence vers 2h24 ce matin. Ils se sont vite aperçus qu’un des résidents n’allait pas les laisser faire. Il a d’ailleurs reçu de nombreux coups au visage. Le @SPVM enquête. @tvanouvelles
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Please end Iceland's killing of whales. Your own investigation has exposed the shocking cruelty of the hunts and given you the opportunity to #StopWhaling for good. The world needs you to act. @MFAIceland @thordiskolbrun @SturlaSigurjons @IcelandinUK
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We met online, he was friend with one of my friends and we really got along great. When I first saw a picture of him, I thought he was very, veryyy attractive, but got scared of the distance (I'm Canadian and he's American). So I never tried anything.
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