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The Crystal Master

@ChisMelasters

Guitar for @teethnoise905/@hundredsunsmusic and some other screamo band.

 Hamilton, Ontario
bfan.link/Teeth-EyesHornsMouth
Joined July 2009
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TEETH@teethnoise9054 Apr 2024
Onto the next chapter. Two brand new songs. Live. Us + you in the same room. April 27th at KOl in Hamilton w/a surprise guest band + our friends in Fight on Sight and Losing Sight. Doors at 7:30pm. $15 adv/$20 - tickets go live Friday (April 5th) at 10am. Link in bio. Join us.
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The content nobody here wants to see but you’re getting it anyway. 940 quarter pounders with cheese down from 1200 quarter pounders with cheese.
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The Machines We Are is back on Spotify. 2000’s screamo kids rejoice.
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This app is a real fuckin’ wasteland these days huh.
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Hey @instagram I woke up to yall deleting my account that I’ve had for over 10 years citing community guideline issues despite me only ever posting guitars. Literally nothing has changed. Please tell me you did not just rob me of 26,000 followers and all of my hard work.
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Hey @WBNeechi a homie recommended I get in touch with you to help me here. This really sucks. Any chance I can recover the account?
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Oh rad! You guys won’t delete the fake account PRETENDING to be me but you’ll erase the REAL dude (that’s me) who submitted a passport photo, has his email/phone number with two factor authentication turned on, and has run the account for 13 years. Took you five mins, too. 🤌
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Baby LeMasters comin’ May 2024. 💕
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TEETH@teethnoise90525 Oct 2023
Devils Night is approaching. Join us Sunday Oct 29 at KOI in Hess Village, Hamilton. FREE show. $5/pay what you can raffle to win this bangin’ prize pack. The candy alone is worth like $50 so come for that alone if you think we fucking suck (we don’t though).
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222lbs (down from nearly 320) today. Managed to keep it relatively in check on tour with the exception of a few poutines and late night hotel Haribo/chocolate sessions. Carbs are very sick.
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TEETH@teethnoise90518 Jul 2023
Proud to call this home. See you soon.
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Sweatin.
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Gonna make a whole assed mess.
TEETH (@teethnoise905) profile pictureTEETH@teethnoise90526 May 2023
Let’s go Hamilton. Tickets are officially live: eventbrite.com/e/teeth-homet… All advance ticket buyers are automatically entered into a draw for this sick prize pack. Get em while they’re hot.
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Just ate a whole pizza and I’m solely training catapult you motherfuckers into the pit later this year SO HELP ME GOD.
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Well I wouldn’t say GENIUS but…
Ryan Drury (@StormPxPDrury) profile pictureRyan Drury@StormPxPDrury7 May 2023
I’m just so happy to see former Dead and Divine genius Chris LeMasters bringing the pain on this thing.
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🦷 Hear TEETH bring the "'Fuck you' energy" on their new metallic hardcore ripper "We Eat Our Young" revolvermag.com/music/hear-t…
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TEETH@teethnoise9055 May 2023
Our new EP ‘A Biblical Worship of Violence’ is officially out now: teeth.bfan.link/a-biblical-w… New video for “We Eat Our Young” drops at 11am ET. Kneel before nothing.
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Anyway here’s “Slow Dancing in a Burning Room” by John Mayer.
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TEETH@teethnoise90525 Apr 2023
Thanks London.
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