At least @toystory 5 gets it - where has Chocolate Chip 🍦🍦🍦gone???

Sorry #evri you are unbelievable - please put on your literature / emails you need to bring you PHYSICAL id. I have a pic of my drivers and passport with name and address and photo on my phone. I would have brought it had I been told

So @InPostUK what is up with the Borehamwood depot. I have had two parcels getting lost there in the last month. Get all the way there and then crickets.

Say there is a Tube strike without saying there is a tube strike. #waterloo

Argg. @StarbucksUK seems to have closed both of my local stores.

Sorry total rant but @marksandspencer your app says Marble Arch opens at 8. It does not. Please fix it. @JohnLewisRetail your app is no better. Guys super bad form.

46 in. W x 24.5 in. D 9-Drawer Gloss Black Deep Tool Chest Mobile Workbench with Hardwood Top and Power Station lidlspecialdeals.shop/produc…

I don’t know why they do this every time they push a big update but @StarbucksUK the app is broken again.

One for the crowd: Is it ok for a work Christmas Party to be on a Friday evening? #askingforafriend

I just worked it out. I stress shop as a smoothing mechanism, which I parlayed into a career.

I swear there are more people walking around with #traderjoe’s bags in London then I have ever seen.

Sorry Vinted customers if something is listed for under a fiver NO I will not be giving a discount.

OMG @BreadByBike I just had your poppy, onion and sesame load and my mind is blown.

I was today old when I actually cooked myself a baked potato. Rather embarrassing.

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Oh my goodness @danacarvey #joebiden is GENIUS. #SNL50

It is easy to forget what a catalogue @JanetJackson has! Also big props to @ThomBrowne and @LouboutinWorld for brilliant looks on the tour. 🥇🥇