Back on Twitter after 10 months, just in time for a partisan pillow fight. Feathers shall fly. Who punked it best? #ElectionDay #punkrock

Sometimes I lie awake at night fretting about an alternate world where Santa denormalizes his database: "Naughty", "Nice", and "Muslim".

My narrative re: CART/ASL accessibility at @AndyetConf is up: goo.gl/bhMLrM. Thxs @adambrault + @whitecoatcapxg for marvy quotes!

IRL project spec: Use 10 primary SEO keywords 2-3x ea., + 28 secondary kw 1x. "But don't force into unnatural sentences." Writing is HARD.

Seasonally, pumpkin spice lattés are a missed cross-marketing opportunity. What I *really* need is a serotonin-spiked latté.

Tweeting @sarahmaddox's API Doc workshop at Google, as she discusses Twitter's API Console Tool. That's so meta!

Choked up w/ happy tears. @andyet @lancestout have taken the "why" (D/HH inclusivity) to execute the "how" (RTT): xitter.cf/andyet/status/65620171…

h/t to Amazon/NAD deal on 100%-captioned catalog by 2016. Let's also empower content providers w/ tools to add CC. eepurl.com/bCBUp9

Setting up a private email server now. Gonna flood my inbox w/ Telebubbies GIFs, & give future rivals some #damnemails to kvetch about.

@whitecoatcapxg OMG. Can you guys make this into a Kung Fu captions video game where u level up & pit @stanographer vs. 12 "super-typists"?

Imagine just how much more macabre & reviled Wednesday Addam's character would be if she had been named "Monday Addams" instead.

My childhood dream to "analyze + visualize flight paths of stuffed animals on ceiling fans" cometh true. Join me: meetup.com/Seattle-Data-Scie…

@wgrus @amcasari Y'all had me at "Analyzing + visualizing the flight paths of stuffed animals on ceiling fans." FOR SCIENCE.

My first F2F w/ the nuclear B-Reactor of my childhood town. @AndyetConf shows vs. tells re: STEM's ethical onus.

Most inclusive experience I, a deafie, have ever had. In Cloud 9 & mega-grateful. H/t to @Chaselfrazier as well as ASL terps Paula & Cori.

Anyone got a wetware memory card I could borrow? Mind = Blown, from the sheer awesomeness of the talks + creativity at @AndyetConf.

@elBaileDivino Whoa! Has @sventechie gotten you into Lisp programming?? Doesn't quite look ASL syntax structure up there, teehee.

If you told me 2 weeks ago that I'd be giving a (signed) talk at @AndyetConf, you'd be in a loony bin. But it's happening. Oh the insanity!

Reeling from SOUND, a must-see play re: CIs + Deaf Culture. @AZOTheatre's wrenching narrative gave me shivery feels: bit.ly/1Q4jOKO