Chris Watson

I called my internet provider to cancel my $75 month subscription because I was moving to a cheaper service. The woman on the phone said, “I’m sorry to hear that. Is there anything we can do to keep you?” I said, “Yes. Stop charging me $75.” She laughed n said, “I understand. What if I give you a $10 discount?” I said, “I’d still be paying more than the other company.” She said, “What if we upgrade your speed for free?” I said, “I barely use the speed I have now.” She said, “What if I give you three months at half price?” I said, “I’m still leaving.” There was a long pause. Then she said, “Unfortunately, cancellations have to be completed through our website.” So I opened the website, It asked why I was leaving. I selected “Too expensive.” It offered me a discount. I declined. It offered me a free upgrade. I declined. Then it told me I had to call customer service to.......