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My original account was @ChrisCalTFA but I just got hacked so Iโ€™m here til I get it back or I donโ€™t ๐Ÿซ 

Where The Wild Things Are
Joined February 2024
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Imma start posting clips that was gonna post earlier from a Tekken video I made and posted on YouTube. Hereโ€™s the link youtu.be/x0UrH2MZyEw?si=Uhk_โ€ฆ
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
yall husbands don't be happy and bitches/simp niggas think that's some fly shit LMAO
T.I. wasnโ€™t buying into the whole โ€œhappy wife, happy lifeโ€ saying โ€œIf it ainโ€™t no happy me, it ainโ€™t gonโ€™ be no happy weโ€ โ€œLetโ€™s ask Lil Wayneโ€ฆโ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“น Royal Absurdities/YouTube)
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Elon really allows a whole lot of be real loser ass, bitch ass behavior on here bro. People are fucking dead. This is some real sociopathic/socially inept type. They wouldnโ€™t dare speak like this in public because they already ostracized out of their own life as it is. So weird.
>Pays $30,000 to fly private >female pilot >mfw
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
Dating as a man in 2026:
Dating as a 32 year old woman has so much clarity Hot guy 25 years old = im banging this one if he shuts tf up Slightly less hot 35 year old banker = yeah im gonna date him seriously Hot 29 years old guy = id date him if hes trained and a bit naiveโ€ฆ i might actually marry this one
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
She was falling 27,000 feet in a minute in an iced-up jet. In about 35 seconds she declared a mayday, gave her tail number, descent rate, overspeed and a 60-degree bank. That's the job. Then she died with eight other people, and you're grading her tone. Fuck you.
A pilot should not: ๐Ÿ”˜become hysterical ๐Ÿ”˜speak too quickly to be intelligible ๐Ÿ”˜say, "We're going to crash into the ground!" ๐Ÿ”˜scream like a little girl ๐Ÿ”˜hyperventilate ๐Ÿ”˜scream like a little girl again A pilot needs a certain disposition. This is not it. That's the reality.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The aircraft was in an uncontrolled overspeed dive exceeding 20,000 ft/min from cruising altitude. Expecting calm is unrealistic; male pilots have screamed in CVRs facing death, e.g. Western 2605. fox13news.com/news/were-gonnโ€ฆ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Aโ€ฆ
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The fact that any of this is a genuine possibility in our lifetime is so fucking sad and infuriating at the same time in equal measures.
Take off outside clothes also. Leave them outside or far away from you. Get to the center-most part of your home. Close and seal all doors and windows. Basically put as much barrier between you and the outside as possible. Buy potassium iodide* pills as well.
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
Damn he did kinda put it that way .
My THOUGHTS on this @2chainz and Keith Lee interaction!
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
BREAKING: Sleep and neurology researchers confirm that "morning grogginess" in ADHD is actually severe Sleep Inertiaโ€”a state where the prefrontal cortex takes up to 60 minutes longer to restore blood flow and dopamine signaling after waking up than a neurotypical brain. If waking up your ADHD child (or yourself) at 7:00 AM feels like trying to wake up a hibernating bear who wants to fight everyone in the house, here is the science of why:
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
Ultimate object hitting challenge!
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
Something is wrong with the game currently cos itโ€™s virtually impossible in this day and age to have a star studded lineup like this
Busta Rhymes (@BustaRhymes) feat. Mary J. Blige, Rah Digga, Missy Elliott, Lloyd Banks, Papoose, DMX - Touch It (Remix) (2005) ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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I hope whatever they do with the remake of 1 & 2, that the gunplay is similar to this. Itโ€™s was too peak.
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<superhero name ben 10 <he's 10 years old <he has 10 aliens <his last name is tennyson
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
"Los clichรฉs aburren" Yo cuando los personajes que el prota ha ayudado o conocido en la historia van y lo ayudan en la batalla final
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
"los clichรฉs aburren" yo cuando el antiguo antagonista redimido lucha codo con codo al lado de los protagonistas e incluso esta dispuesto a morir por ellos
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
Itโ€™s not as bad now that you can just spawn back from the start and try again. Everyone remembers failing this mission and then having to treck all the way back to activate it again ๐Ÿซฉ๐Ÿคฃ
Even Franklin couldnโ€™t handle Wrong Side of the Tracks. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
Getting juggled in a single player story game is something id never let anyone know LOOOOOOOOOL
Phantom Blade Zero really said โ€œyou're NOT himโ€. I got humbled so badly here lmao.
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
Replying to @King_Fiuson
Peak
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"Los cliches aburren" Yo cuando el protagonista se vuelve a levantar porque carga con los deseos y las voluntades de todos los que le aprecian
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Yusuke Urameshi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
THE STREETS DEMAND IT
Hayden Christensen says he would like to make a sequel to JUMPER, one of his most famous post-Star Wars roles. (Source: thenerdwire.com/2026/10/30/hโ€ฆ)
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