Chris Crunkton

I would like followers to read my abstract thoughts and tell me how & why I’m wrong about everything. So if you think that could be you - give me a follow 🥺🥺

Based.

Everything is a staged, false flag, or a conspiracy theory. I’m glad the rest of the world is catching on 😑🙄

The rights anger over #8647 is very hypocritical. The lefts obsession with it is deranged. Yall crazy.

May the 4th be with you… oops, it’s the 5th! 😂 Happy #CincoDeMayo! Is that okay to say in 2025? It’s a wild time. 🤔 Live now on FB, Twitch, Kick, YouTube—join me for #StarWars #Fortnite gaming! 🚀🎮 🔗 All links: crunkton.live Thanks for the support! 💜 #Crunkamaniacs4Life #Twitch #KickStreamer #youtubegaming

@nataliegwinters is just @OwenShroyer1776 except way hotter - you can't change my mind @WarRoomShow

The skies over the United States when @realDonaldTrump & @elonmusk fire all the #FAA employees.

Wholesome Circa 2025

@Eagles are the #SuperBowl champions

Albert Einstein judging every single progressive leftist douche canoe. Circa 2007

All ten #canadians mad about the possibility of becoming the #51stState

@BarackObama eating spaghettis with all his white suburban bitches. Circa 2022

This #egg situation is getting out of hand

New movie coming soon @elonmusk

If you are my first follower you will be awarded the title of being my first follower. Quite the honor if you ask me.

Local taxes keep rising and we can't even get some ice removal from our sidewalks ? The schools take more and more to fund and children are the most retarded they've ever been ? Something needs to change - must #MAGA

1st tweet to commemorate my 1st liked comment on X. It was by a fake adult content account - I've made it to the big leagues 😂