Chris Drucker

If a pen is mightier than a sword, imagine what damage a keyboard can do.

Why are we able to follow along every step of the way for a pizza delivery, but are left in the dark about the processing of a medical test? I think we set the wrong priorities.

This whole 5 days of work, 2 days of weekend thing ... who came up with that and why did we all agree that's the way to split up 7?

Wir leben schon echt in seltsamen Zeiten. Aber zumindest ist das Fernsehprogramm nicht schlecht.

Honestly, I have to say, I had higher hopes for the end of the world. Of all the possibilities (asteroid, aliens, robots, zombies, etc.), we are going out with a flu?! #notmyapocalypse

War gerade Hamster kaufen. Wie hilft mir das Vieh nun gegen Coronavirus?

I don't want much, but I want to know, how much is the fish? Does the fish have chips? R U :-)? Who's that rave? What time is love? Where do we go? Who's got the last laugh now? Which light switch is which? Because, the question is what is the question?

Hattu Mörchen?

Simsalabimbambasaladusaladim

Byebye #gamescom2019! Es war wiedereinmal ein Highlight des Jahres.

More things in life should have a snooze button.

Why is my mother's preferred way to forward anything that she has seen on the internet and deemed remotely interesting via a shakey phone picture?

Treat yourself! You probably earned it and besides, who else would do it?

We should make sure that the people who are appreciated in our lives feel that way.

Dear @facebook, please restore my list of friends, or at least tell me that you are incapable of doing so!

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