Badger Fan, Tavern Philosopher, Corn Dog Aficionado. No rage-bait, no forced edginess, just the smartest dumb humor on Badgers X 🦡🍻

Joined January 2023
Sorry. I couldn't hear you... I was drinking.
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Cooper Pratt WS MVP?
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#BADGERS WIN! 🦡🏀‼️ Here you go, fellow box score nerds. Exhibition stats!
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Our #Brewers aren't as big of a draw on the Treasure Coast. Oh, well. I'm here.
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Bobby Jr. and Jake Meowers Halloween 🧵
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I've never been more proud of my state 🍻
Report from Ferg’s that will make Brewers fans laugh: The owner tells me that yesterday, they went through 1,000 cases of Miller and Coors Light, which is a MONTH’S worth of beer!! A month of beer in one day. If you were wondering if they like beer in Wisconsin, they do! 😅
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JUST RELEASED: The @Brewers 5th Inning WS Mobile! Now, your baby can relive that brutal onslaught every day, as The Crew go round and round the bases.
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Ferg was my ex-wife's gym teacher at Northeast High in St. Pete. I don't hold that against him.
We're in Florida, but Wisconsin is still showing up. The #BrewCrew has taken over Florida's local bars 5 hours before it's time for Game 3 of the #WorldSeries. #Brewers #ThisIsMyCrew #WinOurWay
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Milwaukee's belt got a workout tonight, spanking Tampa's ass, and Bobby Jr. loved every second of it! One more win!
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To make costume shopping easier, @SpiritHalloween has organized their Clown section into four distinct categories. #OnWisconsin 🦡 #AxeWeek365 🪓
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There's only one team in the Top 2 that doesn't shave each other's pubes. #OnWisconsin 🦡🏒‼️
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Despite not having an actual FB, the Badgers have scored a touchdown 100% of the times they've run a FB Dive. #GetADamnFullback 🦡
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#BADGERS WIN 🦡⚽‼️ The REAL UW dog walks the imposters 2-1. LFG!!!
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