Lover of mediocre things. Don’t take what I tweet seriously. Rockets, Cowboys, Astros, Longhorns, L.A. Kings, and Dynamo. I once yelled at Joe Kelly.
IAH Airport Area, Houston
Joined March 2016
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Elimination Chamber is on, we’re halfway through the Road to WrestleMania. Plan accordingly
#EliminationChamber
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Peter Griffin: This is crazier than that time I was The Tribal Chief
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Tomorrow's the day. Tomorrow we will learn what direction we are headed and what to expect from the future. It's been a frustrating road but we will find out a lot about ourselves tomorrow.
Hope you guys are ready for the NFL trade deadline.
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"We will call it Halloween and it will be a time of fun."
"Will it be a holiday?"
"No. You will be expected to work unless you have PTO."
"But the nation is having fun?"
"Not really. There's an election the following week."
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Planet Fitness finding out they can’t force you to send two notarized letters with a blood sample via carrier pigeon to cancel your membership anymore:
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Genuinely saddened that so many younger people today feel that part of growing up is deadening their souls.
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