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Joined February 2022
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Feedback Paul got and sent to me when he sent this analysis to his pastor friends group chat. "It's about time someone brought quantitative analysis to homiletics." Well, heck yeah it is!
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He’s not wrong. Waiting for @DavidAFrench and other winsome 3rd way white supremists to correct him.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Vice President JD Vance says anyone who divides Americans by skin color is a "scumbag."
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Guys like Bernie need you to fight ICE because without fraud, they will lose their wealth and lifestyle. They, like Judas don’t care about the poor, but will invoke the poor to ensure $$ keeps going through their hands.
Minnesotans inspired the world when they stood up to Trump’s domestic army ICE. Now, they can do it again by sending Peggy Flanagan to the Senate. Peggy comes from the working class and will fight for the working class. Let’s send her to the Senate.
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Yeah, but what else am I supposed to hand out on Halloween?
DO NOT GIVE OUT ANTIBIOTICS LIKE ITS CANDY‼️🇺🇸
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Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.
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This is fine but it is a little weird that you can technically be the head of a foreign nation and vote in US elections
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One lesson people seem to be ignoring in this AI crazed world. P(doom) = 100% if you don’t give to God what is his. If you steal that Jericho gold and drip, you will lose to Ai.
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There are still only four lights.
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The world is already falling apart because of rampant narcissism. Guys, sometimes you have to sacrifice your dreams to build a legacy. No one is going to be next to your deathbed talking about how good your pasta was.
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Report voter fraud to the government
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I spoke with an insider, you need to be creating and funding movies on @WatchLoor right now.
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“I put my acting ahead of my children,” Stewart is quoted as saying here. I loved his acting as did so many others. But if this is where he ended his life by his own sad confession, then what was the point of being adored by multitudes who didn’t know you yet shunned by those who knew you best? Men, your children are your legacy, not your career. Don’t make the same mistake. Finish the race, yes, but run the right one.
Patrick Stewart made heartbreaking confession about his ‘practically non-existent’ relationship with his kids 3 years before his death trib.al/fCmj0I7
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I went to a gold trader to buy some bouillon. He said they were out of stock, but to try the supermarket down the street. #lunchpun
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Winning battles after Justice came to Aachen.
is anyone keeping track of the things ai is still bad at?
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🤖 Made with AI
They will never simply disagree. They will always condemn you to hell.
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I told my son that when I die, he’s going to have to step up his dad joke game because filling shoes this big is no small feet.
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Well, data from the James Webb Space Telescope has done it again! The JWST has allowed scientists to peer deeper into space than ever before. And what they find continues to overturn evolutionary and deep-time expectations. It’s happened yet again. In other words, here is your weekly installment of “Everything we thought we knew about evolution/the history of the universe is wrong”! According to popular science reports, “JWST has revealed that galaxies were spreading carbon, oxygen, and other heavy elements through space just 500 million years after the Big Bang. The surprising discovery suggests the young universe became chemically enriched much earlier than expected. . . .” According to the big bang model of the universe, “The earliest universe contained little besides hydrogen and helium, the two simplest elements at the top of the periodic table. As gravity gathered this material into dense clouds, stars began to form. Inside those stars, extreme heat and pressure enabled nuclear fusion and other reactions that created heavier elements such as carbon and oxygen. “When stars reached the ends of their lives, including some that exploded as supernovae, they released those elements into space. That material later became part of new generations of stars and planets and eventually contributed to the chemistry needed for life. The carbon in the human body and the oxygen people breathe were both produced inside earlier generations of stars.” Now, of course, this is nothing more than storytelling. No one has observed this supposed process of star formation. This is simply a model applied to the evidence. But it’s always had a big problem—where are these “pristine” early stars (called Population III stars) made only of hydrogen and helium? In this model, these Population III stars should exist, but they’ve never been observed. So where are they? Well, this new study, which used JWST data to supposedly peer at “galaxies as they appeared more than 13 billion years ago”—that’s very close to the alleged big bang—claims that these stars are elusive because “early galaxies were already sending heavier elements such as carbon and oxygen into surrounding space much sooner than expected” and “if galaxies were already enriching nearby space only 500 million years after the Big Bang, truly pristine gas may have disappeared quickly. As a result, Population III stars may not have remained common for long enough to be easily observed.” The article says, “Remarkably, the chemical signatures surrounding these infant galaxies looked similar to those found around far more mature galaxies billions of years later. The finding suggests that even at cosmic dawn, galaxies were already manufacturing heavy elements and spreading them into their surroundings.” But in reality, the finding does not suggest that “galaxies were already manufacturing heavy elements and spreading them” at cosmic dawn—the evidence is that galaxies look the same no matter how far away they are (remember, they are measuring distance, not time—the alleged time is also an interpretation based on assumptions). The idea that pressure in “early” stars created heavy elements and then supernovae spread those elements to be incorporated into newer stars and planets is an interpretation of the observational evidence. It’s storytelling! And it’s storytelling that is constantly changing. It doesn’t matter what evidence arises, even when that evidence contradicts earlier expectations—the evolutionary models are so plastic, they just mold them to fit the new evidence. There’s another explanation for why Population III stars have never been found and why the universe isn’t matching the expectations of those who start with the big bang: The big bang didn’t happen. The Bible gives us the true history of the universe, and it didn’t begin with a big bang and stars slowly forming. It began when God spoke and fashioned the earth, covered with water, and then He created light and darkness, and on day four of creation week, He created the stars fully functioning also. The evidence from the JWST will continue to defy secular scientists’ predictions because they have the wrong worldview based on the wrong starting point. Instead of trusting the interpretations and storytelling of men and women who weren’t there, don’t know everything, and often make mistakes, we should believe the eyewitness account of history given to us by the God who was there, knows everything, and has never made a mistake. “The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And the expanse is declaring the work of His hands” (Psalm 19:1).
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My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate. 2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority. 3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority. This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word. All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
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