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Born and raised in Portland, Maine. Find me on insta @chrisshorr

Portland, Maine
Joined August 2013
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I've reached the pinnacle of my tweeting career. instagram.com/p/58IrgxwKfv/
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Replying to @DPTpodcast
@DPTpodcast dont know how i didnt think to send this 2 u sooner. Scruffy meat salesmen reminded me- #chickensexman freerepublic.com/focus/f-new…
When a quote taken out of context is closer to the truth… #LePage #maine #mepolitics
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@gabevsouza your photos of the Allagash for @WoodardColin's piece are amazingly beautiful and powerful, right on par with the story! #Maine – at South Carolina, USA
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First person #PeytonManning hugs after winning #SuperBowl is #PapaJohns douchebag. #Murica – at Portland, ME
Sorta rooting for the #DenverBroncos in this one, but if they lose bc of petty flags it would be poetic justice after the pats #SuperBowl – at Portland, ME
in other words, but an #Audi to pretend that you're an #astronaut? Sign me up. #SuperBowl – at Portland, ME
aaand that #paypal commercial might have already won the worst #SuperBowl commercial contest – at Portland, ME
that #AvocadosFromMexico spot might have already won the best #SuperBowl commercial contest #SuperBowlSunday – at Portland, ME
When the Raymond Village Library Tweets at you, you know you're a #baller. @libraryraymond teapawt.net/libraryraymond/status/…
Weather phenomenon on Sebago Lake causes bizarre “waves of snowballs”. tides.bangordailynews.com/20… via @Chris_Shorr
Replying to @LeBatardShow
@LeBatardShow Big fan of urs! Thought u might find this piece I wrote 4 the @bangordailynews on CTE interesting bdn.to/xwtf thx! – at Portland, ME
Why won't @Governor_LePage answer a simple question from @maddow? bdn.to/wpj4 #maine #mepolitics #RachelMaddow – at Portland, ME
Happy #MLK Day from #Charleston #southcarolina good vibes and happy faces everywhere you look. instagram.com/p/BAr_7IgQKea/
Thank you @StephenKing for standing up to @Governor_LePage's unbridled assholery bdn.to/wmm1 #Maine #mepolitics – at Portland, ME
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I wonder if @StephenKing will take @StephenAtHome up on his offer to attend a showing of #Misery on #Broadway...