I'm a girl.
Rhode Island
Joined February 2009
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Christine Cauchon retweeted
Word. Glad to hear yall are gonna endorse @JenRourke29 instead of backing her anti-choice opponent for the 3rd year in a row
What I think 2 glasses of wine will be like: Relaxed, happy evening watching Bly Manor with my boyfriend
What 2 glasses of wine is really like: Crying for no reason, asking my boyfriend if he loves me for the 54th time because he said it the same way he always says it
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Fitbit needs to have a "Deep Cleaning" activity option. I get a better workout cleaning my kitchen and bathroom than any gym workout I plan.
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Christine Cauchon retweeted
I'm calling on all kiwis to help me support a very important cause...racism.
#GiveNothingtoRacism 😐
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There is a special place in hell for people who follow you into your store to get assistance before you're open.
Imagine being so fucking white, male, and entitled that you CALL THE POLICE over a GD toothbrush.
I just had to call the police because @target Refused to sell me the toothbrush
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There are so many terrible things happening in the world right now, and I think that's why I'm irrationally enraged that people don't understand how to reply all in an email.
About a month ago, I was buying tampons at CVS. As he's ringing up my purchase, the cashier (probably mid-twenties) says, completely without humor, "Women must love these things. I see these come through here all the time."
I think about this daily.
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New entrepreneurial concept: Helping men on Tinder choose photos to use for their profiles.
Anyone else notice the same dirty mirror selfies, terrible angles, photos covering their entire faces/entirely with other people so you don't know who you're actually talking to?
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Man. Some of those Tinder bios really require me to think inwardly about myself.
"Are you a fucking godawful, terrible bitch that likes to complain about everything? Please swipe left."
.... Fuck, I might be? Better swipe left, just to be sure.
I'm curious: what is the most ridiculous lyric you've misheard and believed to be correct until someone called you out?
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Bringing this back with an @ingridmusic song:
So I'm taking my frown
To a fartist in town
On an island in the blue bay.
Some days I feel like a responsible adult.
And other days I wash my vitamins down with a big glass of Pinot Gris.
Still took them, though, so...
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I have come precariously close to cutting my own bangs at least three times in the last 48 hours.
Clearly I'm going through something, but hell if I know what it is.
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What my online dating profile should say:
Female, 27
Pretends to be laid back but is absolutely not.
Will be interested in you for probably two days and then think about all the ways it won't work out.
Way too busy to actually go on a date with you.
Lol @realDonaldTrump didn't honor our veterans because he would have melted in the rain. #WickedWitch #WizardOfOz #AtLeastElphabaHasABackstoryThatMakesSenseYoureJustACorruptBastard