Christian Runners

I have a trick knee. The trick is that it only runs when I get my butt off of the couch and out the door.

1st example of a running injury in the Bible? The story of Balaam. When running from his talking donkey he realized he had a pain in the ass

Run till you puke. It's better than getting drunk because you are aware that you've gone somewhere.

Just finished organizing my pity party and it's a real shame.

@NavajoMom4 Thank you. Life is too short for too much seriousness!

1st example of running in the Bible is when Adam saw Eve for the 1st x &he ran yelling 'wo-man'. Was also the 1st incident of side stitches.

The first example of 'hitting the wall' in the Bible were the Egyptians while chasing the Israelites into the Red Sea.

Did you know that the Daniel of the Bible had a less fortunate big brother named Claude?

A runner who also swims: He thinks he found his porpoise.

The difference between a runner who tweets & a runner in mensa: A runner who tweets thinks his brain is full after he reads 140 characters.

Crikeyphobia: The fear that you will say 'Crikey' every time you run into an Australian while running.

Trumpophobia: The fear that we are really not in an alternate universe and that Trump is really ahead in the polls.

Paunchophobia: The fear that a runner will have a spare tire around the middle after eating one cookie.

Runnerphobia: The fear of speeding away from a rabid dog while trying to run LSD's.

We are created to be in Relationship: relationship with Him and relationship with Others

You can’t catch time because time keeps running. You must let it carry you like the wind.

You can’t spend time because to 'spend' means that you can save it, and you cannot save time. You can only give time away.

Sometimes I feel like a turd on the lawn of life.

You can’t catch time because time keeps running. You must let it carry you like the wind.

Lesson of Life: What sustains you is what most likely fills your cupboard.