Nacido para ganar 🌻😐
Malawi
Joined November 2022
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I've just realized that ku Area 25 kuli akabadza ambiri kuposa magalimoto! 😀The funniest part? You’re more likely to get hit by a bicycle than a car! 😂
After 10 months, I finally drank wine yesterday and went home tipsy.Took two showers trying to hide it from my parents, and they didn’t even notice. 😂 Man, living with parents is not for the weak. I might just go back to Blantyre and enjoy my freedom. 💀
My ex and I broke up two years ago, but today, we found ourselves boarding the same minibus, and she was with her boyfriend. Koma man, we just kept looking at each other without saying a word.😅
I saw this quote on tiktok "please teach your sons that they don't tolerate bad treatment from a poorly raised girl to prove that they are good men".
My mum called me her proud lastborn today 😭😂. I think my position in the family has officially changed from the baby we worry about to the son who makes us proud.😂
Malawians,when did we become so comfortable with corruption that we can turn it into jokes and move on as if nothing happened? .We pay taxes, struggle with fuel, water, electricity & poor roads yet we laugh while allegations of corruption circulate online.Our taxes are not a joke
Bro, imagine you’re about to kill a snake, so you close the door to trap it. Then, a few seconds later, ZUUU! The lights go off😂.what can you do ?
I’ve been fighting battles I can’t speak about. But today, I choose to let go, heal, and take my life back. One day at a time. 🙏🏽
