SURPRISE! I am still the worlds biggest asshole, and I am STILL on Twitter so eat a bag of cocks. Kthanxbai. | X-P

Don't worry folks, I still have my bestest and favorite Twitter account. :-D

Stop spreading vicious rumors about me. I did NOT have sex with IHazCandy. Although I do find him attractive, all that long hair, oh yeah!

A little disappointed you didn't mention my new Twitter account Daily Dot people. :-( | @dailydot

Please do NOT hack my websites charlescjohnson.com & Gotnews.com on the same server IP 216.70.114.124 pretty please. Thanks.

Look what can I say, I'm an animal lover! So sue me.

I sure hope Sabu hurries and calls off Anonymous, I think they just hacked my microwave oven!

Just got off the phone with my new lover Sabu. He assured me he's the leader of Anonymous & will call off the attack.

Here's the E-Mail addresses of all my supporters who've donated to my awesome work, feel free to write & thank them! bit.ly/1Q577hQ

Something seems to be wrong with my cell phone so feel free to give me a call at 617-429-4718 and we can exchange info on goats and stuff.

I categorically deny that I had intimate relations with IHazCandy. My pet goats & Sabu are the only lovers in my life. | @AnonUKRadio

Have to reassess my hatred of Anonymous. Just met this really cool Anon named Sabu & he gave me the best head ever. Might give up goats now!

You know why I have this grimace on my face in my avi pic? Anonymous stuck this HUGE rubber cock up my butt and I can't get it out! HELP!

I'm NOT a bad person, really...well, ok so maybe I'm a bit of an asshole..or actually I'm a complete fucked up jerk. I had a bad childhood.

These Anonymous people are such assholes. Maybe I need to kill them too.

Please don't DdoS that website either, okay? Great, thanks.

On my other site gotnews.com (server IP address 216.70.114.124) you can read how we're suing to get Mike Brown's juvenile record!

Ever since Anonymous started attacking me, my friends will have nothing to do with me. Can you give me a call for company? --> 617-429-4728

Someone just remotely wiped my iPad & blew away my goatsie pic collection! Can anyone E-Mail me some more please? [email protected]

My website is charlescjohnson.com and the IP address of the server is 216.70.114.124 PLEASE do not DdoS it. Kthanxbai.