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Mostly common sense opinions and intuitive insight into current events and sports, mixed with some shit talking. #OnePride #Canucks Get your popcorn ready.

Joined April 2009
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"The NFL isn't scripted" Explain this:
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Jarome Iginla is reportedly facing neurological health challenges. Sending thoughts, prayers, and strength to Jerome and his family during this difficult time. ❤️
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No team has been spoon fed the opportunity to create a dynasty like the Edmonton Oilers. Their inability to convert into a single championship is record level bed shitting.
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What a banger
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#internetinvitational - White is so hot right now. - Bubbie played today, Marissa is so good. She carried on day 1. - Team Big & Fat is a blast, and has indescribable chemistry. Two of the boys. L - George hasn't gotten the flowers, he's been so good, so has Chaz. - Wes at 144 BPM is crazy, he always seems so cucumber cool, that heart rate monitor is a cool addition. - FP is a sick sick fuck. That chip on 8 was GROSS. - "Ruff there's no way you're playing a Tour Response?" - might have been the funniest golf guy line I've heard in this whole series. 😂 - Wes and Ruff, true captains. Lead their playing partners extremely well. - "Nah, he skulled it when he got shot with a shotgun." - Kisner 😂😂😂
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#internetinvitational - Give Joey and Jet their own spinoff, just a Seinfeld version of golf BS. - Still like Claire & Sam, they're also pretty solid and a hard out. - Micah is Whit's horse. What a match those two, I thought Micah and Whit were gonna run with it. - The Cole/Seb & Grant/Gaethje Combo is so good to watch. They're all playing so well. - That green on 9, combined with the wind is diabolical. - Francis's tooth fairy joke was solid, Claire and Whit's reponse was equally as solid. 😂 - Don't know if I've ever seen Chaz miss a fairway - Grant left his nerves on Day 1, officially. - John is a slut. (FPs words, not mine), but also still nails. ...cont'd...
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#InternetInvitational - Security Mike - "He wants to get into content." - unelievable line by Dave 😂 - Grant is on fire. - Jake's been quietly playing really well, also. -Great coaching by Gruden to involve Kis. - Pretty sure Riggs is wearing early 00's workout shorts. - I love Wes and Bob's best attempt at the Chubbs/Happy Gilmore mini putt re-creation. - GREAT effort by PFT on the bluff on 8th. Smart fucker. - I'm a big fan of team Big & Fat, still. ...cont'd...
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#internetinvitational - The editing team is phenomenal in how they mesh the storylines, and keep the stuff in that is dramatic. - Claire is a slower golfer, but also giving Wes a chance to tee off because team White came to play. - Gaethje, nails, don't give a fuck. - Bob is one of us. - Ruff has it all, good at golf, smart, handsome, what's he not good at? - Can't tell if Duke's shorts are pants or shorts. - WHEN IS SOMEBODY GONNA USE A HUNGOVER KISNER SHOT? Cheddy and Kyle should've used him on 7. - Team Big & Fat win the Kicks game today, sickest golf shoes out there. ...cont'd...
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#internetinvitational thoughts, cont'd - Sam & Claire, great combo. - Micah is a DAWG. - I like Sabrina, don't know much about her, but I like her. - Mac is solid. Great representation for Canada in this tourney. - Paige, #teamcans. 😂 - Lantz and Seb are solid. They have been the whole series, this far. - Love the Evan/Tish, Marissa/Bubbie foursome. Should be fun to watch. - Do Barstool employees not have their licenses? How we wrecking the course again? 🙈 Fasoli can be forgotten about now. 😂 - Grant came to play today, shook the nerves out of his hands in that playoff. - Claire rippin Zyns, she notched up on my book. ... Cont'd
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Detroit Lions RT Blake Miller has earned a 77.3 PFF pass-blocking grade this season, ranking 11th among 61 qualifying offensive tackles. That leads all rookie OTs this season and is the fifth-highest pass-blocking grade among rookie OTs since 2018.
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I'm 40 mins into the #internetinvitational and: - Bobby Ray came to play, or at least fixed his driver on the range. - Gaethje needs all the TV time. - Fuckin Duke.... - Are Cheddy and Kyle still drunk? - The Chiclets boys, are hockey guys, and the majority can't hang when there's booze flowing. - Kisner is awesome. His assessment of Riggs shot was hilarious. - Gruden is NAILS. - Whit and Micah are a nasty pairing. I want to see more Villain Whit, personally. It's some of my favourite content. ... To be cont'd.
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I don't hate all the #NHL #HometownRemix jerseys. The #canucks is ugly, when you have the V, the skate and the millionaires to play off of. The #ducks and the district 5 homage is the best, but I'm not surprised, they always seem to do the special jerseys right. Not much history for the #kraken and #mammoth, but they're simple, classy, nice jerseys. The #vegas jerseys are solid with the roulette table touch, even though they look like a take from the Vancouver #Grizzlies. The #capitals are Peter Bondra & Joe Juneau vibes.
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W Lions.
This is a gathering of the masses That come to pay respects to the Wu-Tang Clan
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TYREL BAUER AND BOKO IMAMA GO ON A MARATHON OF A FIGHT 🍿🥊
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ALL HEART
*SPOILERS* How can you not be romantic about golf?
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So the ambulance drove him BACK to the stadium …? Did the paramedics put him back in his pads too …?? WHAT? This is the dumbest stunt I have ever seen. They really do think we’re stupid.
Christian Watson has popped back out of the ambulance after a trip to the hospital and is going to return tonight. The closest thing to a WWE script I’ve ever seen in the NFL.
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They say all hockey goalies are odd. Well, Devin Cooley is a pure-bred hockey goalie.
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Real life Caddyshack 🦫🏌️
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Watch Grant Horvat’s hand during this putt… The Internet Invitational is NERVE RACKING
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Ghetti better be a wildcard for #YGT this season. He's been playing unbelievable lately. @goodgood_golf @YourGolfTourYGT @wesleybryangolf @DalkeKong3 @bryanbrosgolf @GrantHorvatGolf
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