I follow the news about power outages in Ukraine, but not for the same reasons as you. I'm just waiting for the creation of a neo-Luddite people's republic 🇷🇺🏞🌱⚡️

I'm the silly fairy Cirno and I will freeze Ukraine, and if you keep yapping, a Sarmat - or maybe an Oreshnik - will come flying right at you

Western weebs argue about the Kuril Islands. Intellectuals know that Hokkaido is just the southern part of Sakhalin Oblast waiting for its governor ✌️🇷🇺

Post-industrial society robbed us of our cows, but don't worry, your Russian tradwife found a different way to fill your glass

Yeah, I’m an evil Russian imperialist. I know you’re writing all this leftoid nonsense like a brat because you want me to crush you with my thighs

NAFO bots keep trying to tell me life in the Russian Empire would've sucked for me, but my peasant ancestors literally owned a tavern in downtown Moscow and were making bank until the communists showed up

Still waiting on the Russian Empire restoration

The Second Rome burned, and a Fourth there shall never be. Russia is too grand to ever be complete ✌️

Bro is trying to intimidate me with his Warhammer persona as if I don't already live in the Imperium of Man. We are Russians – God is with us

You know that they speak Russian in Heaven

Classes in Russia start tomorrow, but Asuka is already rocking the Soviet schoolgirl uniform

In Russia, girls don't LARP as sexy goths – they crawl straight out of the graveyard looking like that 🍓

I’m a Russian 'ushkuynik' pirate, hiding out on the White Sea islands, hunting English femboys to gently raid their ship's hold and plunder their booty 🥀

See the Russian North and die

My only friend, Smacktus

The enlightened and absolutely non-barbaric European colonists ate these cuties 😭

Driving a taxi + getting into politics for a crush + being hot + killing 🚕

happy birthday to me 🪓

I believe in catgirl supremacy 🚬🐈 #YaniNeko #ヤニねこ #Chainsmokercat

The Russian school of smoking