Can’t believe it’s been 14 years since 3 year old crying over Justin Bieber. 😭Cody’s back on Youtube ya’ll! youtu.be/vXxYwc8Cw8s?si=nOpt… via @YouTube
If anyone told me my boobies would not fit in my regular bra (sized DDD), before the 4th month of my pregnancy ended.. I’d punch them square on the mouth. Where the fuck am I supposed to put these things?
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Not me.. trying to create a pregnancy pact at 26 years old, with my best friend from 3rd grade & my cousin. 😂❤️🤰🏻 #wearegettinold
I think a reason I love my fiancé, is because he has such HARD stoner moments. The other night he asked me “Don’t we have a Hot Pocket maker? Or was that the Farmers?” 🤔 After some investigating, I found he was asking if we had a panini grill. 😂
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I asked Cody for a Caramel Iced Coffee... he asked the waiter for a large caramelized coffee. 😂😂 Stoner probs.
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I’ll be going on a 10-day vacation in 25 days. & I don’t give a DAMN. Couldn’t be more ecstatic. I need to find a beach or mountain, far far away from you fucks.
I honestly consume enough caffeine daily, to energize 4-8 people. I need to think about my life choices, after I get my iced coffee this am.. 🤷🏻♀️
This girl is you & I, in one body. @leximariep 😂
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🎨I’ve been crafting during #Quarantine & if you’re interested, I made an #Instagram for my DIY home decor projects! 🌸🖤 #Followme
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Cody just ordered BBQ sauce for his BBQ chicken wings. 😂 That’s my quarantined mood af. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH BBQ
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Working in a vet office during COVID-19, means getting attitude all day long, by people you’re going above & beyond for.. Just a reminder: we’re NOT the Governor issuing these mandates & WE CAN’T make masks & gloves just appear. Be thankful & patient, fucking assholes.
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