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@CiderPolice

Fighting crimes against cider. Forget the fizz, ice over cider, Krapperberg and say NO to bow. Try some #realcider ...or you're nicked.

Joined June 2011
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Kaye King@KayeKing69 Sep 2017
Replying to @CiderPolice
Nothing that contains fruit other than apples & absolutely NEVER with ice! Pref straight from a barrel or @Beard_and_Sabre do a nice drop
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Thirsty Farmer cider which would you prefer?#cider #polltime #MidWeekTreat
6%sweet (still)
15%medium (medium)
67%dry(sill)
12%premium (sparkling)
33 votes • Final results
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The Cider Blog@TheCiderBlog19 Aug 2016
Replying to @CiderPolice @OxfordCiderBoy @Cider_Mike @scrumpydrinker @lilleyscider
what he said. Made from concentrate and fruity muck – at Bristol, England
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Andy Brown@ItsAndyB_19 Sep 2015
Strongbow. You can make your ads as dramatic as you like but its still going to taste like rat piss
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roldy@h3rly_9 Aug 2015
Strongbow tastes like piss
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graham luff@luffgraham8931 Aug 2015
Lidl is selling cider they claim is indistinguishable from strongbow. So it's also indistinguishable from piss then.
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Bob@Bob_TheBaldie31 Aug 2015
According to a TV advert taste test, people prefered Lidl cider to Strongbow. Hardly surprising. My piss tastes better... at a guess 😄 – at Kingswood, England
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Burt@DiskoIntel4 May 2015
@hellsbells_mcfc Bulmers is vile piss anyway
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Strongbow is 2 for £3. But it tastes like piss :(
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mollie@molltay0128 Sep 2014
Strongbow is piss
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Katie@Katie_Vurnum29 Sep 2014
Don't understand how people can like strongbow, tastes like piss
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Bob@Bob_TheBaldie28 Aug 2014
Replying to @CiderPolice
@CiderPolice Saw this 2 days ago. Its taken me that long to stop being sick. #astonmanor – at Kingswood, England
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Crap as is all Strongbow. Never seen an apple this Multi produced pap... (Strongbow Dark Fruit) untpd.it/s/c109816539
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Nasty. Watery, tasteless. Like a shabby version of Strongbow, and I hate Strongbow.... (Taurus Dry Cider) untp.it/1jTpmKr
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Tomo@_tomcrowley24 Aug 2014
Rather shit in my hands and clap than drink strongbow again
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Wolf🐺@wolfboyforest25 Aug 2014
Did a shit in a Strongbow: Dark fruit box... Dark fruit box...
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Matt Vernon@cornishwildfood24 Aug 2014
Replying to @strongbowuk
@strongbowuk You use apples?! I am surprised!
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Nathan Davies@Doggychops23 Aug 2014
Just when you think you couldn't get a worse cider than strongbow. Only touched it due to being abroad. Absolute piss – at Teguise, Spain
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Jordan 🌱@StuffFromJordan14 Aug 2014
@xogrimm strongbow actually tastes like ass. It can't be made from delicious apples
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Jmz@JmzAppleton16 Aug 2014
Years of drinking Strongbow, it now just tastes like sick.
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