Sir Andy Klueber 🚮

🚨BREAKING: I was able to track down the receipt for @3YearLetterman’s waterbed, The Foundation Destroyer, and what you are about to see will SHOCK you to your core. We have been led to believe Coach paid cash for his waterbed but the receipt shows he FINANCED it at 35.5% APR from The Waterbed Emporium! The receipt also shows that Coach put ZERO dollars down; absolutely damming revelation. When I questioned the owner, Ron Shore, he told me that he only threw in the Declaration of Independence bed sheets because Coach was in TEARS begging for them. Ron also said Coach was driving a 1989 Geo Metro and NOT a fully loaded Ford Taurus. Wow.