Actor, Writer, Comedian, Baker, Alum of Resident Stage at The Second City, and Hugger.
Chicago
Joined October 2009
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Tried to kill a centipede with Axe Body Spray but it escaped and now it's doing push ups and mansplaining to me why that didn't work
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Valencia Montagoo (@Cinderisa) might have messed up, but to be fair, most of us do. If you don’t want to mess up, listen to the latest episode here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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In today's new episode meet Chaos the Golden Unicorn (@Cinderisa) who has stopped by for an interview and to grant a wish! Listen at podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… (or wherever you get podcasts). And find the ad-free version on our Patreon! 🦄✨
Have you noticed?! All the men on #LoveIsBlind wear these? I can’t stop noticing this.
Yes! Please! I’m begging for this. We never saw them in the same room together. Doesn’t matter. @LoveisBlindShow do the right thing.
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There are so many 🔥 reasons to support our annual @GildasClubCHI improv-filled event. Need one more? the amazing @Cinderisa and your @gni_show faves will be there! Go to gildasclubchicago.org to register or donate. Every $ helps families facing cancer. youtu.be/iNP3kE803WM
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WOW! This just arrived on my doorstep and I am lost for words. Actually, I’m not. My words are @Cinderisa is definitely going to want one of these, too. Whoever is my @gni_show secret Santa has proven, once again, that the chat always wins. Thank you thank you!
We have been going strong all pandemic long. Girls Night In is here for you! 💋Virtually Yours – at Chicago, IL
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I brought The Diva (@MissPiggy) & The Great (@GonzotheGreat) back tonight while watching the #GirlsNightIn @gni_show.
They were of course joined by @Cinderisa, @AlexBellisle, @SayjalJoshi, @ashleycomeau & @MarlaCaceres.
Didn't realise I'd be joining in later too... – at Ealing, London
#MikePence is such a piece of shit - he has an actual fly on him. (How many times will this exact joke be made)
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Zorii Bliss & Momaw Nadon (I think that's their names) are this week's highly appreciative guest attendees at the #GirlsNightIn!
As you can see, Momaw won the fight for the #ShethePeople badge...
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@gni_show @SheThePeopleSC @Cinderisa @SayjalJoshi @ashleycomeau @annpornel
ALT #MomawNadon #ZoriiBliss
My Gym: OPEN NOW!!!
Me: Oh, no thank you.
My Gym: NEW CLASSES!
Me: There's a pandemic
MY GYM: NEW APP!
Me: I don't wanna die for Zumba.
My Gym: GET SWOL, COWARD!
Never, Not ever, Not even once has an unmasked person diverged from their path on a sidewalk while walking straight at a masked person. – at Manteno, IL
When I was a kid my parents took me to Mike Ditka’s restaurant and I vomited in the middle of the dining room. I stand by that. – at Chicago, IL
I did not read this article but If this headline is true... SORRY HATERS, but I just logged like 300 hours of exercise during this pandemic! I’m about to blow your minds with my post-pandemic bod! – at Chicago, IL
Hello, I hope this email finds you well.
It took me 3 days of intense mental prep to write this one email. If you require anything else from me please don't... Just don't.
Stay Safe,
Carisa
As one of the thousands of professional artists who are out of work, I thought I would be hard-pressed to find a new calling that I was as passionate about but screaming shade out my window to the unmasked people below is really filling that void. #WearADamnMask