Some Guy

"I made my decision to save these Pokémon. No matter what." An independent portrayal of Michael, the MC of Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness. Brought forth from the Twisted Mind of a #Caulrophile.

Scream and shout and let it all out Eevee! Use Hyper Voice!

"Alright so basically they were able to make a Shadow Pokémon so corrupt it was nearly impossible to purify. Not even the time flute could do it. We needed to scientifically and methodically purify it with a perfect synergy between all Pokémon in Orre."

"XD001? Shadow Lugia?"

"Yes. Basically singlehandedly. Sure there might be the Peon here or there floating around but they're nothing without Ein or their XD001 project."

"So what you need to borrow it?"

". . . So what do you need my help with?"

"Its like watching a bad Rom Com oh my Arceus."

"God when are you teo gonna kiss already."

"Yeah, guess it wouldnt get lonely. But that's what my Pokémon are for."

"And she's not here so. How much help is she really?"

"With my Aura Reader? What did your Snag Machine not come with one?"

When we don't listen it just causes problems. And I don't want to see the Pokémon hurt again. Their hearts deserve to be opened and loved, not shut away and neglected.

"Then why ask? I mean I get it Team Snaggem suck but if you don't need my help? I'll just go back to visiting on a school basis."

"Oh. Well that's okay then. Yeah that's my Eevee. She doesn't wanna evolve so I don't make her."

I. What? You were staring first!

"Depends on what you need help with? Is there Shadow Pokémon here?"

(Stare back?)

"Whatsbup with the pretty devil cosplayer wandering around? Is that normal in Kalos?"