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I’m not a P1 but I know people who are. Rum guzzling mouth janitor. I don’t clear up rumors.

Joined March 2014
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If you haven’t left a store carrying your screaming kid surfboard style you’re not really parenting.
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Please buy Michael Jordan and give a child a home. Could be tax deductible as well
Do any of you sports people want to buy this or know someone who wants to buy this? Its worth… like… a lot and my friend needs some cash flow. They are trying to adopt a baby. @CashSports
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Do any of you sports people want to buy this or know someone who wants to buy this? Its worth… like… a lot and my friend needs some cash flow. They are trying to adopt a baby. @CashSports
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Replying to @freyaunfiltered
it really is so fucking stupid. the left watching the house burn down: “yeah but the firefighter isn’t my first choice”
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i hate being a texas democrat bc wym you’re not voting out abbott bc you don’t like hinojosa ? wym you’re not voting for talarico bc you’re upset crockett lost ? this is exactly why we are where we are jfc stop being so picky and just vote blue ???
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My children watched the halftime show and now they’re gay AND Puerto Rican. Thank you Bad Bunny.
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The kitchen is Talking about your mistakes.
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He's making his list... He's checkin' it twice. He left it at home. He's texting his wife.
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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”
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PSA: it’s not illegal to ring a doorbell.
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I wish rental car places still offered manual transmission vehicles sometimes I itch to show a car who’s boss and drift into parallel parking spot. They don’t even have real parking brakes anymore.
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To ask yourself a question like “am I attractive” is infinitely mean to one’s self. Your body is doing its best to fulfill its role in keeping you alive. Why does it deserve to be burdened by the internalized judgements from others?
how are u ever supposed to know if u are attractive or not .. a lot of people seem so sure of it but how do u truly know
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Everything happens for no reason.
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Bout to start livin that college life! Vicariously of course. #universityoforegon
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wtf did short people do
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Me on my way to join a rebellion.
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Imagine if there were 46 female presidents in a row and the first 2 men got beat by Roseanne
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Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag
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atleast we won’t have to deal with him next election..right guys?
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We can disagree and still be friends. This is something forgotten in today’s world.
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