✝️ | he/him | 47 y/o Federal Agent | Father of 4 | Registered Member of the Bull Moose Party | #RingTheBell #FlyEaglesFly

Noatak, Alaska
Joined January 2021
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deltarune fans are very very good trolls. pissing off so many people so aggressively by doing so little
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The Cowboys defense after holding a 6th round QB in his third career start throwing to Shake Shack employees to 21 points
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what your coworker from 2 jobs ago posts on their story
Honestly, this is the type of movie Disney should be making, but doesn't have the balls
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no limits to the larp
belgen zijn geen ras
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belgen zijn geen ras
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I JUST WANNA PUMP MY GAS BRO
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White people when the youtuber they watched in middle school cheats on his wife
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loving parents
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slut meowt
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those septa signs were big
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i have always said this and i think the same thing about "internal monologues" too
Im 78% convinced that everyone has 1 but some people think they have 5 because they misunderstood how this shit works
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always the mfs that smoke one cigarette a week doin all this shit
Had my girlfriend kiss my cigs and now I have a cool case for them
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what if it was Jade Remover and she was Chinese. thats not funny. "chinese" punchline jokes havent been funny since 2024. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you.
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they changed the radar speed signs to show a happy pumpkin for Halloween
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i'm having a real life anxiety attack because i never got to experience california in the 50s and 60s as a young man
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minecraft bedrock feels like if you condensed all of the united arab emirates into a single app
so, the main menu of minecraft.. no longer has a minecraft logo on it... but it sure does have a marketplace button! 🤦‍♂️ #minecraft
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