CitizenKace

Remember when @FedEx used to be dependable..? Package “out for delivery” for three days? I know I’m in the hick town of Los Angeles so maybe you don’t have a big presence here. Pathetic.

So someone needs to teach Chrissy the election worker at Culver City City Hall not to insult voters when checking them in. I signed for my ballot and she immediately said “wow, what are you… a preschooler?” (She didn’t like my signature) #vote @LosAngelesCount @VoteCalifornia

Looks like @Target forces you to give them your information in order to get any item on discount….. yeah no. Guess I’ll be spending a lot less now at target.

Lies I heard from @FedEx this week: • delivery attempts only once • we don’t know who changed your destination • drivers can’t buzz apartments • it WILL be delivered today by 3 • someone will call you back • an attempt was made today at 11 • No wait, it’s not on the truck

Apparently @FedEx can outright lie and change your delivery without your consent or knowledge… I never asked for a change. They essentially stole my package.

Day three since @FedEx redirected my package without my knot or consent and now they have either lost it or are purposely keeping it in limbo. Disgraceful customer service @FedExHelp

Now, after changing delivery without my consent or knowledge, @FedEx doesn’t know where my package is. Incompetence abounds.

Picked this gem of a book up today. This man has impacted my entire life, without ever meeting him. I’ll shout it from the rooftop Mel. @MelBrooks

A few days late for the day of infamy, but took a trip to the USS Iowa today. What an amazing ship with an incredible history. @ussiowa

Congratulations @NASA_Orion for a perfect splashdown!! Welcome home. @NASA @NASASocial

Getting some sand on your soul is a necessary thing.

On patrol with the boss to help @ABC7 with their “Stuff a Bus” toy drive. @501stLegion @DisneyLucasfilm #stormtrooper #kyloren

The Empire helping the @LAPDOlympic Police Station give out hundreds of pairs of shoes and toys to underprivileged kids last night. Good job troopers, LAPD officers, and cadets. So many incredibly happy kid faces last night. Happy Holidays for all. @501stLegion

Hey @RobertIger nice to see you went to Disneyland, but being surrounded by your staff and being public about it most definitely did not give you the true picture… buy a ticket, park in the structure, stand in the lines… all incognito… do an actual disney day… @Disneyland

Hey @LAPDPacific 4 “our baby died” scammers working the corner of Venice and Sepulveda

THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!! @tweeterheadsf #SDCC #TweeterheadGiveaway

Skeletor. Nothing more needs to be said. See him at the @tweeterheadsf booth at #SDCC #TweeterheadGiveaway

The movie wasn’t great, but this Catwoman sculpture from @tweeterheadsf sure is. #SDCC #TweeterheadGiveaway