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Cashier: Can I get your phone number for rewards
Me: yea it’s 417...
Cashier: wait where are you from??
Me: Branson
Cashier:OHMGGODILOVEBRANSONMEANDMYFAMILYGOALLTHETIMEILOOOVVVVWWEESILVEEDOLLERCITY – at Kansas, USA
Since it’s my birthday month I will be justifying every frivolous purchase with “it’s a birthday present for myself”
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls make jokes about uncomfortable situations because they don’t know how to deal with their emotions
I am a gorgeous gorgeous girl
Every day we stray further from god….
Want some fries in that vodka? Arby's rolls out limited edition fry-flavored booze yhoo.it/3bSxv2E by @alliecanal8193



















