When your back is wider than your wife’s entire body 📸: Cam Rice – at Los Angeles, CA

Fun fact: the term “kaiju” just means “strange beast” or “strange creature” so any weird little guy can be a kaiju. My cat Marla is a Kaiju. Pikachu is a kaiju. Jimothy is a kaiju. Neal the Seal is a kaiju. There’s a separate term, daikaiju, for the super huge ones like Godzilla. But i think we should normalize calling it a “kaiju encounter” whenever we meet like a really fat squirrel

Is Biddy Blas short for something? Is his full name Biddleton. Or perhaps Bidothy

Being a ferrier for horses seems SO satisfying

That time we were Moo Deng and her very frazzled caretaker for Halloween

I had the unhinged idea to magnetically mount the rifle to the back of the armor, and to my surprise it fucking works Dunno yet if I will actually be able to draw it off of my back but theoretically I should be able to

She has never had a thought ever in her life

The entire first number in Beauty and the Beast is “damn this bitch is hot, shame shes so autistic” so anyway shes my favorite Disney princess because she’s also a monsterfucker

What’s so funny about this is that she tries to paint Fay, Lana, Chompy and I (who, by the way, WERE NOT EVEN THERE AND NEVER MET HER) as the villains when not a single one of the girls from this trip wants anything to do with her or talks to her anymore. She still goes on near daily tirades about a group of women who have moved on with their lives and would like to forget she exists.

Why do the men who say “muscular women are gross” always look like this

There is literally not a single blank wall anywhere in my house lol.

I learned basically everything I know about making EVA foam armor and props from @KamuiCosplay’s videos (and her books! I have all of them lol), cannot recommend her content enough as a resource if you want to get into doing this stuff. I also just put her videos on in the background a lot of the time when I’m working because i find her accent adorable (and her corgis, of course)

Sometimes I forget that there are places in the world where people pump your gas for you. So weird

“Lesbian Gomez Addams isn’t real, she can’t hurt you-“

I did 60 handstand pushups and 80 chest to bar pull ups and 120 reverse lunges in 20 minutes today and think I almost blacked out. But I did it

It’s kinda ridiculous how good I look in a suit

A moment for the louboutins and my calves (don’t worry about what else is happening in this scene) (but if you are worried about it, you know where you can go to find it)