Put Down The Chainsaw And Listen To Me #169 ON JETTRANK He/Him || #TeamFD

listening to steely dan
Joined April 2012
Thread of my music stuff:
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this is incredible for me personally
VJMaxx celly for the win! 🤞
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Gay
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that’s an outrageous amount of cologne to store in your locker
"Three home runs in game... I didn't even give up one the whole year, so to have three in a game is pretty frustrating." Blake Snell after the Dodgers' 6-2 loss to the Brewers to go down 3-0 in the #NLCS @CBSLosAngeles
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Attendance: 49.104. The Dodgers have the biggest seating capacity in MLB, but have failed to sell out any of their four postseason games at Dodger Stadium
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why didn't ohtani hit a home run until tonight? is he stupid? they lost anyway it didn't even matter embarrassing
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“Ohtani finally gets his stadium erupting 3 run Home Run, Dodgers get swept anyway” would be funnier than anything I could have come up with as a professional hater
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gambler’s fallacy
Shohei Ohtani confident that he’s close to breaking out of his slump
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haaaaaaa
No Pitchergami. Blake Snell | MIL @ LAD 6.0 IP | 4 H | 4 ER | 2 BB | 9 K This stat line has been thrown 2 times before. The last time this was thrown was on 2023-08-31 by Spencer Strider.
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“Small ball” Brewers means the ball looks very small as it travels 450 feet in the air
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got my ears irrigated for the first time ever today
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假装跳楼 等下面人一多我就朝下面尿尿
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Listing cast members of I Am Legend
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I met a dude in philadelphia who only had 1 bone throughout his entire body
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Eagles haven’t won since the Academy Of Natural Sciences closed
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The bus driver kicked me off the bus because my arms were weird. Your arms are not natural to your body, he said, pay the fare again and leave. His hand was on his holstered gun. My card declined. I heard people telling him Thank you. The mayor was there
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