One time, they stole the pea gravel too 🤷‍♂️

Justin Verlander pitched against my college team. He was hitting 99 in the 9th inning.

Also, when I see a fresh markout… Who called that in 🧐

I’m so old I remember buying a meatball sub and a Snapple with a $5 bill.

Naturally

We spent months with the marketing agency and then our CEO came up with the name during the call to present the final list of names. Everyone liked his idea, so we kept it 🤷‍♂️

Tough thing about THs with pitched roofs - Where are the AC condensers going to land?

High land prices

Sorry - thought you would just use septic tanks 🤷‍♂️

Most of my projects have been on the Coastal Plain of NJ. Our sand here is intermixed with coarse to fine gravel, so it compacts well. From time to time, we have to add water to achieve compaction. For higher loads, the sand is great for friction and end bearing piles. From a stormwater management standpoint - it’s a dream for infiltration.

I challenge him to a duel

“Paving” next week. You lay brick or block. You place concrete. And hoping it’s just base next week. Don’t top and stripe until everything is 💯

I was on my Planning Board for 6 years. I kept the board in line and reminded them what we could and could not comment on.

You didn’t get the building logo on the dumbbells???

They missed half the scope

Plus - you know you have a solid concrete sub from the 2nd day on the job. Not a 🤡 that straps 2x4s to the rebar and sprays some orange paint on it.

Paid *in full* too 😂

Always maximize ROV (Return on Vibes) potential 🤙