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Yes, I'm really 40 years old. No I will not have sex with you. Minors DNI.

NYC
Joined August 2026
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People saying "woke is back". I fucking hate you actually.
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This is the whitest tweet in the universe.
Let's get this bread? What am I a mallard?
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Class, it doesn't matter how nonthreatening and unattractive you are, his girlfriend will always have a problem with you 😭
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WHAT IS ACTUAL THE FUCKING POINT, LASS??
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I just apologized to someone for being crazy πŸ’€πŸ’€
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Just wanna let y'all non-believers know the cards have been right so far. Full update after we meet. πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’”
Pulled cards on him x me and literally all of them were bad πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ’”
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Crush just got lethal. Now I'm nervous again.
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Maybe they should flip the switch on the hadron collider again so we're put back on the timeline where trump steals another election so we can have a proper revolution should I delete this
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Would you still love me if I had diarrhoea?
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Classified HagπŸͺ¬πŸšπŸ¦· retweeted
Not me, I want something far more severe that is actually going to work
Americans want Nuremberg trials.
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I've been saying this that's the shape our homes should be but whatevs
The Navajo hogan is a masterpiece of efficiency & vernacular architecture: tons of thermal mass, an aerodynamic profile, well-ventilated yet comfortable year round. The entire structure is built by hand from materials harvested nearby, & it’s fully biodegradable. Perfection
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Do liberal voters have selective amnesia? Or do they conveniently ignore the escalation of imperialism and the economic oppression that Democrats cause by consistently failing to legislate any policies for workers?
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Classified HagπŸͺ¬πŸšπŸ¦· retweeted
The return of the Sun, 1986 by Odd Nerdrum Particular collection
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Classified HagπŸͺ¬πŸšπŸ¦· retweeted
When you are afraid to imagine a new world just remember that nothing is real. Every system you are enslaved to is one built by and made for the benefit of colonizers. It doesn’t have to be this way. None of it is permanent. Nothing binds us to it. Burn it down.
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Guuuuuuuuuuuuu >.<
μž₯뿌리 λΉ¨κ°„λͺ©λ„리 μ»¬λ ‰μ…˜
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Am I stressed or do I just have to poop?
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I mean. When you say it like that...πŸ₯Ί
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